同志们 苏联的解体 Man... the defeat and breakup of the soviet empire,
和推倒柏林墙 Culminating in the crumbling of the berlin wall,
是世界史上的两件重要大事 Is one of the great events of world history.
在这场战争中出现了太多太多的英雄 There were many heroes in this battle,
但查理·威尔逊做出了非比寻常的特殊的贡献 But to charlie wilson must go this special recognition.
13年前 苏联军队最不可一世的时候 Just 13 years ago, the soviet army appeared to be invincible.
查理没有灰心 But charlie, undeterred,
仅已一己之躯 Engineered a lethal body blow
就挫败了苏联的野蛮战争 That weakened the communist empire.
没有查理 Without charlie,
历史可能将彻底改变 History would be hugely and sadly different.
所以 我的同事中 他将第一个被授予 And so, for the first time,
国家最高荣誉的平民称号 A civilian is being given our highest recognition,
授予联盟作战荣誉奖章 That of honored colleague.
各位从事地下活动的同志们 Ladies and gentlemen of the clandestine services,
让我们为国会议员查理·威尔逊鼓掌 Congressman charles wilson.
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1980年4月6日
应该是在达拉斯 It'd be like dallas.
的确如此 That's right.
你明白我意思吗 You know what I'm saying?
建在华盛顿的达拉斯的夜店 Like dallas but set in washington.
嗯 你应该说成这样 Yeah. and you should say it just like that.
我提到的时候 你应该说... When I pitch it. you should say it just...
"哦，这真是他妈的太好了" 你应该这样说 "oh, this is fucking great." you should say it just like that.
就像是建在华盛顿的达拉斯的夜店 Dallas set in washington d.c.
笼罩着阴谋和权利 You know, with the intrigue and the power plays
还有那些赤裸裸的性交易 And the overt natural sex.
权利如同魔法一样 The glamour, the power.
你知道我的意思吗 他妈的dallas Do you know what I'm saying? it's fucking dallas.
他妈的到极致了 Or, or falcon crest.
是啊 Yes.
那是在华盛顿的 That's set in washington.
就这么和查理说 Say it to charlie like that.
反抗军对外宣称我们是他们的盟友 The resistance fighters disguised us as one of them.
查理 Charlie.
那是设在华盛顿的达拉斯的夜店 It's like dallas but in washington.
和克里斯多一起当大明星 With crystal in the starring role.
是的 Yeah.
你告诉我什么时候 我好安排时间 You tell me when to watch. I'll make sure I'm home.
你认为我办不成这事儿 You don't think I can make it happen?
我想那没什么用 I don't know anything about how any of that works.
我想也是 我说过的 你应该听听他的话 I do. you said that you would listen to him.
那就是我们在这儿的原因了 That's why we're here.
他们总是在电视上给那些业余的人 Do they routinely give starring roles on network programs
安排这种引人注目的角色吗 To people who haven't acted professionally before?
她不过是花花公子的封面女郎罢了 查理 She was just on the fucking cover of playboy, charlie.
不过我想那没什么区别 Well, I guess that's just the same thing.
你能认真点吗 Would you take this seriously, please?
我很认真的 亲爱的 能和我说我点别的吗 I am taking it seriously, hon, but can you all tell me something?
那个 那个丹·拉泽穿的是什么? What is... what is dan rather wearing right now?
什么 丹·拉泽 What? dan rather.
他穿的是什么 What is he wearing?
你在看电视吗 You're watching tv?
他为什么不刮胡子 Why hasn't he shaved?
这是哪来的家伙 Well, who gives a damn?
打扰下 你能把电视调大点声吗 Excuse me! hey! excuse me, could you turn that up?
你能起来把电视大点声吗 Could you just turn up the volume on the tv?
哦 我在嗑药 正爽着呢 Oh, I'm completely high.
好吧 Yeah. okay.
但是 你能把遥控器拿过来 Still, could you just grab the remote there
找下音量键吗 And find the volume button?
查理 我们这是在干嘛 Charlie, are we gonna do business?
丹·拉泽带着头巾 保尔 你不想知道为什么吗 Dan rather is wearing a turban, paul. don't you want to know why?
他在为印度做事 He's doing a thing from india.
-不 是为阿富汗 -弄好了 -No, that's afghanistan. -got it.
-谢谢 -我们办到了 我们抓到了 Appreciate it. woman translator... we got it... we captured it
-报道自来自阿富汗的军队 -谢谢你 -From the afghan, the afghan army. -thank you.
有足够的弹药吗 他有三发 Does he have ammunition for this? he has three.
这算有足够的弹药吗 足够的弹药? But does he have ammunition? a lot of ammunition?
他在说圣战的事情 Well, he's talking about the mujahideen.
不 我们没有 我们没有抓到任何人 Woman... no, we don't, we didn't capture any.
神父吗 Priests?
不 圣战就是指圣战战士 No, mujahideen means, like, holy warriors.
你居然能说成神父 Priests!
我他妈的怎么会知道这些 How the hell am I supposed to know?
保尔 Paul.
他是说美国好像对此毫无反应 And he was... he is saying that, you know, america seems to be asleep.
好像是美国不知道如果阿富汗被苏联占领了 It doesn't seem to realize that if afghanistan goes
苏联的势力范围就会到达海湾 And the russians go over to the gulf,
到那时只需要很短的时间 That in a very short time,
下一个就该轮到美国了 It's going to be the turn of the united states as well.
丹 我想他知道在越南发生过的事情 Dan... I'm sure he knows that in vietnam...
打扰下 Excuse me.
我们有点好奇你是做什么的 We were just wondering what you do for a living.
我不是警官 如果你们是想知道这个的话 I'm not a police officer, if that's what you're asking.
不 我们只是在这里很少遇见既喜欢夜生活 No. we just... we don't meet a lot of guys here who both, you know,
又通晓国际事务的人 Know about the world and like to party.
不 No.
我是美国众议员 I'm a member of the u.s. house of representatives.
什么 I'm sorry?
我是个国会议员 I'm a congressman.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
不 我很认真的 No. no, I'm absolutely serious.
我是查理·威尔逊 我是的德克萨斯州第二选区的代表 I'm charlie wilson. I represent the texas second congressional.
德克萨斯 这位是克里斯多·李 Texas. and this is crystal lee.
这是保尔·布朗 你们叫什么名字 This is paul brown. what are your names?
斯黛西 斯黛西 Stacey. stacey.
凯丽 很高兴认识你们两个 Kelly. kelly. well, it's nice to meet you both.
你是议员的话 怎么会和脱衣舞女在这里 If you are a congressman should you be in here with strippers and blow?
我可不是脱衣舞女 Hey, I'm not a stripper.
我是 I am a stripper.
我也是 I'm a stripper.
好啊 他们开始介绍起自己来了 Yes, see, they were talking about themselves.
你知道吗 你说对了一点 You know, you do have a point there.
我真的应该走了 有点泡过头了 I really should get going. a little pruney.
查理 我需要2万9美金才能办成这事儿 Look, charlie, I need $29,000 to make it happen.
你知道我能办成的 你想让我办成的 And you know I can make it happen, and you know you want in on this.
谁愿意开车送我到机场 Hey, who wants to take a ride with me to the airport?
-我 -保尔 Oh, me! paul?
好的 Okay.
这是一场对苏联的圣战 就像他们说的那样 Dan on tv... a holy war against the soviets.
只要他们得到武器弹药 无论是从我们这里 A war they say that, if they get weapons,
还是世界上其他国家 他们就会取得胜利 From us or anyone else in the free world, they will win.
是的 我和查理议员和克里斯多·李在一起 Yeah, I'm with congressman charles wilson and crystal lee.
-我希望他没有那样做 -从德州 I wish he wouldn't do that. from texas.
这里有过关于华盛顿的戏剧吗 Has there ever been a show about washington?
-我觉得没有 -我也觉得 -I don't think there has. -me, neither.
谢谢你了 我们改天再玩 Thank you. we got the suite another night. comped.
-我回去了好吗 -不 -Should I go back? -no.
-你今晚不能留下来吗 -不行 -You can't stay another night? -no. no.
留下来吧 Stay another night.
我不能留下来 我要去投票 I can't. I have a vote.
什么投票 很重要吗 What, an important one?
-是的 -这是什么 -Yes. -what is it?
那是个非强制性决议 Well, it's a non-binding resolution
来投票表决议会是不是应该 Expressing the sense of the congress
国防部提议继续使用权利 That the department of defense should continue to exercise its authority
来不断支持美国侦察员的发展 To support the boy scouts of america.
你在和我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
查理 不管你投赞成还是反对 都给我打电话 Come on, charlie, call, raise or fold.
这件事情我和克里斯多都想 I want to get an answer on this thing
有一个确切的答复 That crystal and I want to do.
马上就会有的 First off, I'd appreciate it
如果你没有把我的名声弄臭 我会很感激你的 If you didn't throw my name around quite so much,
有时候 我也要打出我的旗帜 所以我需要一个好名声 Cause, from time to time, I use it myself, and I need it in good condition.
其次 我来自德州的路芙根市 Second, I'm from lufkin, texas.
我的父亲是个木材公司的会计师 I'm the son of an accountant for a timber company.
每周我给家里700美金作为赡养费 I take home about 700 bucks a week, and I pay alimony,
所以说在银行里有2万9美金存款会让我乐疯的 So the idea that I got $29,000 in the bank is pretty hysterical.
就是说 我非常喜欢你们的主意 That said, I love your idea.
-克里斯多 这周我会给你打电话的 -好的 -Crys, I'll call you this week. -okay.
好的 All right.
斯黛西 凯丽 很高兴认识你们 你们是住在内华达州吗 Stacey, kelly, nice to meet you both. are you nevada residents?
-是啊 -那别忘投票啊 -Yeah. -well, don't forget to vote.
再见 我们爱你 Bye. we love you! we love you!
认识我也没什么好处 哦 这是你的小费 Oh, it helps not to know me. oh! that is for you.
非常感谢你 先生 Thank you, sir. thank you.
再见 查理 Bye! bye, charlie.
我爱拉斯维加斯 I love las vegas!
好的 还有什么事 All right, what else?
那个戴里·克恩来的家伙 拉里·里窦 That dairy queen guy, larry liddle,
-正在你的办公室等你呢 -你好 Is sitting in your office. hey.
嗯 是我让他过来的 Yeah, I told him he could come in.
他想和您谈下基督诞生图的事情 He wants to talk to you about a creche.
什么 耶稣降生图吗 What, a nativity scene with baby jesus?
是的 画挂在公共场所 市民们要他移走它 Yeah, it's on public property, and the city's making him move it.
见鬼 我以为他要过来 Shit. I thought he was just coming in
-把那画拿走呢 -你好 议员 To get his picture took, you know? congressman.
-什么事 -我正想找你谈谈呢 Yeah? you're exactly who I need to speak to.
-有时间吗 -当然 -You have a moment? -sure.
-提普让我找你 -好的 -Tip asked me to talk to you. -okay.
他让我和你谈谈约翰·马莎的事情 He wanted me to talk to you about john murtha.
-请说 -那些告发者准备跟踪他 -Go ahead. -the prosecutor's gonna go after him.
他们什么都发现不了的 Well, they ain't gonna find anything.
约翰·马莎就像我母亲家的地板一样干净清白 John murtha's as clean as my mother's kitchen floor.
是啊 不过提普也要送你 Yeah, but tip would like to put you
去道德规范委员会接受调查 On the ethics committee just the same.
-你在跟我开玩笑吗 -不 -You're kidding. -no.
基督啊 每个人都知道在这件事情上 Well, jesus, donnelly, everyone in town knows
我是反对的 I'm on the other side of that issue.
-你是说道德规范委员会吗 -是啊 -Ethics? -yeah!
无论怎样他们都要把你送过去的 Well, the speaker would like to put you on the committee anyway.
好吧 如果他们问我做了些什么事情 Okay. well, if anyone asks what the hell I'm doing on the ethics committee,
我们只能告诉他们我喜欢泡妞和和威士忌 We'll just tell them I like chasing women and drinking whiskey
然后发言人就会认为我们的话没什么代表性 And the speaker felt we were underrepresented.
-一人一票 -很准确 -One man, one vote. -exactly.
提普就会收回他的"好意"的 Tip's gonna want to return the favor.
-周二怎么样? -就周二了 可以 -Tuesday, right? -that is tuesday, yes.
所以如果有事儿的话 So if anything comes up that you'd like me
我就代你向他解释了 To speak with him about, please...
好的 Yes.
就这样定了 Yes!
做为肯尼迪中心的董事的一员 我很荣幸 I'd like to be on the board of directors of the kennedy center.
-查理 -您说什么 -Charlie. -I'm sorry?
议会负责任命肯尼迪中心的董事 Turns out congress appoints the board of directors of the kennedy center.
那是个约会的的好地方 可惜我总是买不起门票 It's a great place to take a date, and I can never afford the tickets.
-就当已经搞定了吧 -非常好 -Consider it done. -excellent.
去投票吧 Go vote.
等一会儿 我看看电报上都说些什么 Another few minutes. let's see what's on the wires.
你为什么不像其他人等报纸登出来再看呢 Why can't you wait for newspapers like everybody else?
掌握第一手资料才会收获更多 Cause I think it's productive to know today's news today.
这会让我比你有先见之明 我很喜欢这样 And it makes me one day smarter than you, which I enjoy as well.
我知道的 I know you do.
你不认为那有点疯狂吗 You don't think that's a little crazy?
潘安公司和东部的经费降低了 Pan am and eastern are lowering their fares.
-因为布莱尼夫 -什么有点疯狂 -Cause of braniff. -what's a little crazy?
加入肯尼迪中心董事会 Joining the board of the kennedy center
然后你就能得到免费的皇家芭蕾舞演出门票 So you can get free tickets to the royal ballet of...
-等一下 -怎么了 -Hold on. -what?
美联社发自喀布尔的报告 Ap story out of kabul.
从乌兹别克斯坦吗 Uzbekistan?
是阿富汗 Afghanistan.
俄国 阿富汗 巴基斯坦 伊朗 伊拉克 科威特 沙特阿拉伯 Russia, afghanistan, pakistan, iran, iraq, kuwait, saudi arabia,
约旦 以色列 埃及 Jordan, israel, egypt.
吉姆·范·威根是我们在防御委员会 Jim van wagenen's our point man on black approps
安插的调查公款挪用的侦察员吗 For the defense subcommittee?
是啊 Yeah.
让他尽快到我的办公室来 Have him come to my office as soon as possible.
-我投票赞成这个如何 -没问题 -How am I voting on this? -yes.
-你确定吗 -是的 -You sure? -yes.
我们的侦查员 The boy scouts?
吉姆·范·威根 联系他 然后给他看电报的内容 Jim van wagenen. get him and show him that wire story.
-好的 先生 -我正要找你谈谈呢 -Yes, sir. -you are the man I wanted to talk to.
议员马上就到 The congressman will be here in a moment.
他刚投完票 正在往回赶 He's just coming up from a vote.
我想那一定是个很重要的投票 I'm sure it's an important one.
不 不怎么重要 No. not really.
玛拉 你能把这个安排进下周的日程表吗? So, marla, can you fit this into his schedule next week?
这里是查理·威尔逊的办公室 早上好 Charlie wilson's office. good morning.
这第三项... The third...
是吗 你好吗 It is? how are you?
-苏姗娜 能帮我弄下这吗 -好的 -Suzanne, can you help me with this? -okay.
我马上回来 我会通知他去做的 I'll be right back. I'll have him do it.
好的 再见 Okay, bye-bye.
-女士 -怎么了 先生? -Miss? -yes, sir?
我发现 这里工作的都是女性 It seems to me, looking around, that it's almost all women working here,
而且她们都很漂亮 And that they're all very pretty.
这正常吗 Is that common?
是这样的 Well,
威尔逊议员 他有这样一种说法 Congressman wilson, he has an expression.
他说 "你能教会她们打字 但你教不会她们丰胸" He says, "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
嗯 很不错嘛 Well, that's charming.
-拉里 -议员先生 -Larry! -congressman!
你要是每2年出5千美金 你就可以叫我查理 No, no, no. for $5,000 every two years you get to call me charlie.
出1万美金 你就能叫我贝蒂·苏 我还可以给修水管 And for 10,000, you can call me betty sue and I'll clean out your rain gutters.
这是我的女儿 简 This is my daughter, jane.
哦 我记住了 简 Well, now I remember jane.
查理·威尔逊的办公室 早上好 Charlie wilson's office. good morning.
欢迎来到美国议会 Welcome to the united states congress.
我得和你爸爸说些公事 Hey, I'm gonna talk to your daddy for a couple of seconds.
拉里 不来点喝的吗 Larry, can we get you a drink?
现在才上午10点啊 10 in the morning.
好吧 Well, fair enough, I guess.
坐吧 Grab a seat.
那副画你怎么处置了 我很想知道 Now, this situation with the creche, I want to know all about it.
好的 先生 Well, sir,
在很久很久以前 Every single year since the world was young,
每年纳可杜契斯市的消防队都会在镇区展出耶稣降临图 The firehouse in the nacogdoches township has displayed a creche.
现在美国公民联合会发下文件 Now, the aclu has filed suit against the township
反对在镇区公共场所展示有关宗教信仰的图画 For displaying a religious symbol on public property.
这是圣诞节 耶稣诞生的日子 It's christmas time. it's a creche.
如果是在该死的斯卡斯迪尔(纽约州) 我还能理解 I could understand if we were in gosh-darn scarsdale,
但是这是在东德州 除了那两个公民联合会的律师 But this is east texas, and I want to know who we're offending.
我真是想知道我们到底招惹谁了 Except two lawyers from the aclu.
这是一个很复杂很有意思的问题 That is a terribly interesting and complicated question.
那么我来说说我的想法 Let me make this suggestion, though.
在消防队周围的一个半街区内只有一个 There's a church about a block and a half
教堂 也是纳可杜契斯市的第一个浸礼教教堂 From that firehouse, first baptist church of nacogdoches.
在那前面有一片漂亮的大绿地 They've got a beautiful rolling lawn out there in front.
不 不 这是一个信仰基督教的国家 查理 No, no. this is a christian country, charlie,
-基督教是我们的信仰的根基 -当然 -Founded on christian values. -sure.
我们尊重其他人的信仰 We welcome other faiths to worship as they wish,
但是如果在圣诞期间 But when you can't put a nativity scene
我们不能把基督降生图放在纳可杜契斯市消防队的门前 In front of a firehouse at christmas time in nacogdoches township,
这事情就真的不大好了 Something's gone terribly wrong.
哦 不是那样的 拉里 Well, that's not really true, larry.
你可以把基督降生图挂到教堂上去嘛 You could move that creche over to that church
还不都一样 And everything's just fine.
那可不行 That's not the point!
好的 那我们回到开始重新讨论如何 Okay. why don't we just start back at the beginning?
你想要我做什么呢 What can I do for you?
你可以干涉他们这种破坏我们信仰的行为 You can intervene in the case against the creche committee.
干涉 怎么干涉啊 Intervene? how?
法官不都得听你的嘛 You appointed the judge.
我可管不着法官 I don't appoint judges.
我只是给总统做顾问而已 I just made a recommendation to the president.
是啊 Uh-huh.
我想我们都别装糊涂了 I think you and I both know what that means.
我不能打电话给法官干预他们的审判 I cannot just call up a judge and tell him what to do.
-为什么 -那样可是大大的 -Why? well, 'cause it's against a shitload
违法啊 盖里 Of really good laws, gary.
-拉里 -拉里 Larry. larry.
我要出去和外面的人说几句话 能等我会儿吗 I got to go talk to this guy out here for a second. will you excuse me?
另外 我爱基督 By the way, I love jesus christ
他妈妈算得上是人尽可夫了 And his mother mary as much as anybody.
有38个教堂任你选择 你都可以把画搬过去 About 38 churches you could move that creche to, everybody lives.
给我打电话 好的 Give me a call. okay.
我爱华士 I love chivas.
简 你好啊 Jane, how are you?
来杯咖啡吗 You need a cup of coffee?
或者来点喝的吗 咖啡什么的 -好的 Something to drink? anything like that? okay. mmm-mmm.
-吉姆 -议员先生 -Jim. -congressman.
你看过美联社在喀布尔发回来的报告了吗 You see lederer's ap story out of kabul?
是的 我们每天都关注着那里的新闻 Yeah. we're reading this story every day now.
昨天晚上看到丹了吗 You see dan rather last night?
是 看到了 Yeah. I did.
告诉我国防委员在阿富汗实行的反共产党秘密行动 Tell me something. what is the defense subcommittee's budget
的预算是多少 For covert ops against the communists in afghanistan?
-你是指全部吗 -全部 -All in? -all in.
一共5百万美元 It's 5 million.
吉姆 他们不能为了5百万就把直升机击落 Well, they can't shoot down helicopters for $5 million, jim.
能不能 这我说了也不管用 Though they're trying to. which is more than I can say for us.
帮我把每个人都叫回来 好吗 Get everybody together for me, would you?
再将预算加倍 And double it.
这是查理·威尔逊的办公室 Charlie wilson's office.
很抱歉 您说什么 Okay, I'm sorry, sir?
将秘密行动的预算翻一倍 The covert ops budget. double it.
好的 Okay.
不会太久的 好吧 This ain't gonna be much longer, okay?
拉里 我和你说是这样的 Here's what I'm gonna do, larry.
这是查理·威尔逊的办公室 Charlie wilson's office.
20分钟后 他要参加一个会议 Maybe in about 20 minutes. he's just going into a meeting.
没错 Sure.
我的副舰长在一次报告中上写道 My xo wrote in a report,
我是他有史以来在海上碰到的最好的长官了 I was the best officer he ever served at sea with,
也是有史以来在港口碰到的最差的长官 And the worst officer he ever served in port with.
你可以去查查 You can look it up.
我本来应该毕业于安纳波利斯海军院校的 I must've graduated from annapolis
在海军学校的历史中 With the second most demerits of any midshipman
我是海军学校第二捣蛋的学生了 In the history of the naval academy.
谁是最捣蛋的那个 我要和他上床 Well, who had the most? I want to sleep with him.
华盛顿这里比纳可杜契斯市热 It's hotter here in d.c. than in nacogdoches,
所以我希望您不要介意 我脱掉些衣服 So I hope you don't mind, I took off a few of my clothes.
那我也没办法 简 Well, I'm just gonna have to live with that, jane.
把我称作初晨的天使 Just call me angel of the morning, angel
在你临走前轻轻地吻我的脸颊 Just touch my cheek before you leave me
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来 我带你去看这里最好的风景 Come on over here. I'm gonna show you the best view in the district.
抽烟吗 You want some of this?
不 不 我喝这个 No, no, I got this.
我都喜欢 I like both.
做我自己的感觉真好 Well, it must be great being me.
这我听说过 I've heard it is.
琉璃岛纪念馆 Iwo jima memorial.
那是林肯 There's the lincoln.
华盛顿 右边是 Washington. now follow it around to the right.
杰斐逊纪念馆 阿林顿桥 The jefferson memorial. the arlington bridge.
那是五角大楼 And there's the pentagon.
哦 那是五角大楼啊 Oh, that's the pentagon.
是的 That's the pentagon.
我来给你看看这里第二优美的风景如何 How about I show you the second best view in the district?
简 你想... Why, jane, would you like...
好事多磨啊 Well, that was predictable.
等我一会 Just give me one second.
-你好 -你今天做了一件 Hello? woman... that was an extraordinary thing
非同寻常的事情 You did today.
你是哪位 Who is this?
我是乔安妮 It's joanne.
乔安妮 Joanne!
天啊 能接到你的电话真是太棒了 Why, gosh, how nice to hear from you.
我晚点回你电话好吗 Could I call you back in a little bit?
现在罗那尔多·利琴在你床上吗? Is ronald reagan in your bedroom right now?
没有 那么没有其他人比我更重要了 No. then I'm considerably more important
怎么了 Than whoever is. is anything wrong?
等我一会 就一会 This is gonna take just a second or two.
好的 说吧 Okay, I'm all yours.
我做了什么非同凡响的事情 What did I do that was so extraordinary?
翻倍 "double it."
你说你没有女朋友 Cause I was told you didn't have a girlfriend.
什么 What?
你叫吉姆·范·威根将预算翻倍 You told jim van wagenen to double it.
乔安妮 我不知道你在说什么 Well, shit, joanne, I don't know what you're talking about,
就算我知道 这也是机密 And if I did, it'd be classified,
我想知道 And I'd wonder where you got your information
你从哪得到委员会的消息 On the subcommittee.
亲爱的 你担心什么 Oh, what do you care, hon?
这是国家安全的问题 我不得不去想 It's a little matter of national security and I can't help but think...
抱歉打扰一下 Excuse me, I'm sorry.
请稍等 不好意思 Hold on. I am sorry,
你说你没有女朋友 But I was told you didn't have a girlfriend.
我没有 她不是我的女友 I don't. this isn't my girlfriend.
她是德克萨斯州第六富有的女人 It's the sixth wealthiest woman in texas.
很厉害吧 Which is still pretty good.
喂 Okay, so, hi.
我的一个朋友制作出一部极棒的电影 A friend of mine has made a terrific movie about the need
是关于美国对阿富汗的援助 For american aid to afghanistan.
-他制作电影 -对 He's made a movie? yes.
我准备在我住所为经营这部电影筹资 I'm gonna run this movie friday night at my house at a fundraiser.
查理 你从没来过我的住所 You know, you've never been to my house, charlie.
你想让我到休斯敦 然后看一场电影吗 You want me to come to houston and see a movie?
这有美女和有钱的捐赠者 周五见 There'll be women and wealthy donors. see you friday.
好的 Yes, ma'am.
谢谢你 乔安妮 Thank you, joanne.
我知道让你毕恭毕敬来这 实在为难你 Okay. I know it was difficult for you to come in here, hat in hand.
中情局总部 弗吉尼亚兰利市
我想着不是教育你 我在想该怎么说 That's not the kind of upbringing, I guess, is the word I'm looking for.
我明白你不是这样的人 It's not the kind of man you are. I understand that.
我可不会用任何方式去羞辱你 或是向你勒索什么的 I'm not looking to humiliate you or exact a price in any way,
为什么你不向我道歉 So why don't you just apologize?
然后一笔勾销 我们来谈正事 We'll call it water under the dam, and we'll go about our business.
抱歉 你他妈的是什么意思 Excuse me, what the fuck?
什么 你在说什么 What? what the fuck are you talking about?
克雷·乔治说你来这向我道歉 Clair george said you were coming in here to apologize.
不 我来这是听你来向我道歉 No, I'm supposed to come in here so you could apologize to me.
-谁说的 -克雷·乔治 According to whom? clair george.
你对我说你他妈的 我还向你道歉啊 You told me to go fuck myself. I'm supposed to apologize to you?
这是无法改变的事实 你这个乳臭未干的小屁孩 Also, water goes over a dam and under a bridge, you poncy schoolboy.
克雷·乔治和某人之间明显有些错误传达 Clearly there's been a miscommunication between Clair George and somebody.
-打扰一下 -什么事 Excuse me. yes?
-这样还可以吗 -不错 Does this look all right? it's fine.
谢谢 我可以将它做些抛光 Thank you. I can sand it down a little.
我不知道这个人他妈的是谁 I, I don't know. I have no fucking idea who this guy is.
他是来修你上次打烂的玻璃的 He is here to fix the glass that you broke the last time you were here.
-你能让我们单独谈会吗 -好的 Could you just excuse us for a second there? yes.
你要我去他妈的 You tell me to go fuck myself
我还要向你道歉吗 你打烂我的玻璃 And I'm supposed to apologize? you break my window,
-我也要向你道歉吗 -到赫尔辛基工作的应该是我 I'm supposed to apologize? the helsinki job was mine!
那不是你的工作 如果是你的 你就在赫尔辛基了 The helsinki job was not yours. if it was yours, you'd be in helsinki.
艾伦·沃夫以前是这的上司 Alan wolfe stood in this office! alan wolfe
艾伦·沃夫再也不是上司了 他已成为历史 Is no longer the director. yeah, it was on the books!
艾伦·沃夫再也不是欧洲军事演习的长官了 Alan wolfe is no longer the director of european operations.
他不能执行命令 现在是我 He does not make those appointments. I do.
他承诺过我的 但不是我的承诺 Promises were made. not by me.
我在连队中已经24年了 I've been with the company for 24 years.
我在希腊驻扎有15年了 I was posted in greece for 15.
帕琶乔靠我才在竞选中胜出 要是没有我他早就被私党给俘虏了 Papandreou wins that election if I don't help the junta take him prisoner.
我给希腊武装军队当过参谋 I've advised and armed the hellenic army.
我压制了共产主义胜利的火焰 I've neutralized champions of communism.
过去3年我一直学芬兰语 I've spent the past three years learning finnish!
这迟早在弗吉尼亚这里派上用场的 Which should come in handy here in virginia!
我从来从来不会晕船 And I'm never, ever, sick at sea.
所以我想知道为什么我没能成为驻赫尔辛基的长官 So I want to know why I'm not gonna be your helsinki station chief.
-你很粗鲁 -请问 You're coarse. excuse me?
我需要一个具有外交才能的人来当驻赫尔辛基的长官 For helsinki, I need someone with diplomatic skills.
-你不具备这才能 -是吗 You don't have them. is that right?
没错 我不知道为什么当时你打破我玻璃那会 That is right. and I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you
我没炒你鱿鱼 When you broke my fucking window!
你当然想这样做了 凯雷利 Oh, yes, sure you do, cravely.
-听着 -你他妈的是罗杰的未婚夫啊 Look, gust... yeah, you're fucking roger's fiancee
你知道我知道这事 And you know I know.
这问题我不会和你争论 I'm not... I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
对 你操得她欢喜 Yeah, yeah, you're dignifying her in the ass
在杰夫森饭店的1210房间 At the jefferson hotel, room 1210.
但我来问你 3千名藤那的密探被解雇 But let me ask you. the 3,000 agents turner fired
就是因为他们也没有外交才能吗 Was that because they lacked diplomatic skills as well?
你指的是斯坦费尔德·藤那上校吗 You're referring to admiral stansfield turner?
是的 那3千名密探 Yeah, the 3,000 agents.
他们每一个都是第一代或第二代的美国人 Each and every goddamn one of them first or second generation americans.
是因为他们缺乏适当的外交才能吗 Is that because they lack the proper diplomatic skills?
还是说藤那觉得那些 Or did turner not think it was a good idea to have spies
那些懂侦查对象语言的密探有什么不好 Who could speak the same language as the people they're fucking spying on?
抱歉 但是你不能因为这来指责长官 Well, I'm sorry, but you can hardly blame the director
不能怀疑他们对美国的忠诚 因为他们天生是美国人 For questioning the loyalty to america of people that are just barely americans
我想花些时间 In the first place. yeah, well, I'd like to take a moment
去适应你这呆瓜的那些思考方式 To review the several ways in which you're a douchebag.
-你他妈的给我滚出去 -是 长官 Get the fuck out of my office! yes, sir.
在我解除你官职的之前 死屁眼 Before I end your career, asshole.
好的 长官 Yes, sir!
嘿 朋友 我需要借用一下 Yeah, my friend, I'm gonna need you for a second.
该死的 God damn it!
我的忠诚吗 My loyalty?
24年以来 人们一直想杀我 For 24 years, people have been trying to kill me.
人们都知道他们有多想杀死我 People who know how.
你觉得这是因为我父亲是做汽水的呢 Now, do you think that's because my dad was a greek soda pop maker
还是因为我是美国间谍 Or do you think that's because I'm an american spy?
去你妈的 你他妈的小屁孩 Go fuck yourself, you fucking child.
我表现得怎样 How was i?
谢谢 Thank you.
在宾西法尼亚的阿里库帕区 有个女人名叫尼莎 There's a woman in aliquippa, pennsylvania, named nitsa.
她觉得自己是个巫师 And she thinks she's a witch.
她提议我向凯雷利下个毒咒 Yeah, she offered to put a curse on cravely for me.
是吗? Yeah?
她还 And she...
她问我想下什么类型的毒咒 工作毒咒 还是健康毒咒 She asked me do I want a professional curse or a health curse.
如果是健康毒咒的话 我现在就能做 "if it's a health curse, I can do it right away,
但如果是工作毒咒的话 则需要久一点 "but a professional curse takes longer."
她说的没错 我就是活生生的个例子啊 Well, I'm living proof she's right about that.
-你算了核仁巧克力蛋糕吗 -先生 我没有算进去 Did you get the brownie? oh, no, sir, I didn't.
我来付 I got you.
我在读法国将军和德国将军 I'm reading transcripts of phone conversations
电话交谈的复印材料 Between french and german generals
他们在争论北约总部办公空间的事项 Arguing over office space at nato headquarters
分析新西兰莫可里湾的窃听情报 And analyzing wiretaps out of mercury bay, new zealand.
从历史的观点说 那是反美活动的温床 You know, historically, a hotbed of anti-american activity.
没人愿意靠近我 我是倒霉蛋 Yeah, nobody will come near me. I'm in the weeds.
你知道 一个特殊案件的官员 You know, a typical case officer
不会走进他上司的办公室 对他说你他妈的 还2次 Doesn't walk into his boss's office and tell him to go fuck himself. twice.
我说了 我付80美元给在宾夕法尼亚的巫婆 I just told you, I paid a witch in pennsylvania $80
让她帮我下个毒咒给亨利·凯雷利 To put a curse on henry cravely for me.
-我这样子像是个正常的检察吗 -不 Do I sound like a typical case officer? no.
那么 就当我不是吧 Well, then, let's assume I'm not.
如果你真的没有什么事情干 Listen. if you're really not doing anything,
为什么不上来和我们一起呢 Why don't you come upstairs and work with us?
你们做什么呢 What are you doing?
暗杀俄国人 Killing russians.
下一个出场的是来自得克萨斯的侍女 阿诗利·兰斯勒 Our next slave girl is a texas rose named ashley rensler.
阿诗利在得州大学读法律预科 Ashley is prelaw at u. t., and her three sorority sisters
她的3位三角洲姐妹会的成员将帮您洗车 From delta delta delta will wash your car or truck
为这此她们还挑选了特殊的装备 In special outfits they have chosen for the occasion.
那么 哪位想请这位19岁的律师 So, who wants their wheels cleaned clean as a whistle by a 19-year-old lawyer
和她3位姐妹会的伙伴来为您清洁车呢 And her three friends from tri-delt?
1万 谁会出1万1呢 11万 11万 好 I have 10,000, who'll give me 11? 11, 11, I got 11.
现在是1万5 谢谢 I got 15 right here. thank you very much.
天啊 她是反共产党分子 Oh, my god, she is a minute woman.
不 她是三角洲姐妹会的 No, she's a tri-delt.
不 查理 她是一个反共产主义分子 No, she is a minute woman, charlie.
啊 乔安妮 Oh. joanne.
她是乔治·华盛顿他姐姐的直系后裔 Yeah, she's a direct descendant of george washington's sister.
她有个叔叔在阿拉莫之战中被杀 Says she had a great uncle who was killed at the alamo.
她是前棉花杯足球赛小姐 在当地的电视现场访谈主持节目 Former miss cotton bowl. had her own local television talk show.
看 巴基斯坦在休斯敦和德克萨斯的荣誉领事 Look. pakistan's honorary consul to houston, texas.
这个头衔怎样 How's that for a title, huh?
这是过激的反共产主义的右翼分子 This is an ultra-right wing group of anti-communist fanatics.
他们不是过激的右翼分子 They're not ultra-right wing.
那他们是什么 What are they?
好吧 他们是过激的右翼分子 Well, they're ultra-right wing.
你接近这个女人干嘛 What are you doing hanging around this woman?
你听见我说吗 她是前棉花杯足球赛小姐吗 Did you hear me say she was a former miss cotton bowl?
你真让人难以置信 You are unbelievable.
你会喜欢她的 Oh, come on. you're gonna love her.
你知道她在那里是为了 And, you know, one of the things she's trying to do over there
解放女性 Is liberate the women.
还是说女奴拍卖更贴切 And what better way than through a slave girl auction?
查理 Charlie.
让你等这么久真不好意思 So sorry for keeping you waiting.
没关系 乔安妮 Oh, it's no problem, joanne.
这位是保妮·巴赫 This is bonnie bach.
很高兴见到你 So nice to meet you.
海瑞女士 很高兴认识您 这是一个精彩的晚会 It's a pleasure meeting you, mrs. herring. this is a wonderful party.
给我们点私人时间好吗 Why don't you give us a few moments?
没问题 Yes, sir.
保比 你能给我点杯孟买马天尼酒吗? 要干的马天尼！ Oh, bobbie, if you could ask someone for a bombay martini up, very dry?
事实上我不是女侍应 Oh, I'm not a slave girl, actually.
我是议员先生的行政助理 I'm the congressman's administrative assistant.
你做也一样啊 Isn't that wonderful for you.
好 Yes.
2杯橄榄汁 告诉他们是我点的 他们会知道的 Two olives, please. tell them it's for me, they'll know.
行 Certainly.
她不喜欢我 She doesn't like me.
人人都喜欢你 Everybody likes you.
她是自由党派的 She's a liberal.
我是自由党派 Well, I'm a liberal.
这不重要 Not where it counts.
你参观过屋子了吗? Have you seen the house?
我参观了楼下 楼上有什么 Well, I've seen the downstairs, what's upstairs?
14间卧室 Fourteen bedrooms.
我应该去看看 I should have a look.
你觉得这部电影如何 What did you think of the movie?
刚才那些吗 What, that thing we just saw?
对派对而言的话 是的 The reason for the party, yes.
我不是这行的专家 Well, I'm not an expert in the field or anything,
但是对我来说制片质量似乎不太专业 But the production quality seemed amateurish to me.
我可没准备拿这去 Yeah, I'm not submitting the thing
参加金球奖的提名 查理 For a golden globe nomination, charlie.
你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
作为一个国防委员会成员之一 Well, as a member of the defense subcommittee,
你认为我没有意识到 Did you think I wasn't aware
苏联入侵阿富汗吗 That the soviet union's invaded afghanistan?
对 我相信政府会明白 Yes, I believe my government is aware,
但我想知道政府除了联合抵制奥林匹克以外 But I was wondering if they were thinking of doing anything about it
是否应该计划去做些事情 我觉得你应该同意我的观点的 Other than boycotting the olympics, which I think you'll agree,
自从古巴导弹危机以来 Was a fairly impotent response
我们面对的是威胁国防的最大问题 To the greatest national security threat we've faced
而政府只给一个相当虚弱的反应 Since the cuban missile crisis.
我不认为做关于这些题材的电影会获得成功 Well, I don't think making more movies about it is gonna do the trick,
如果这是你问的问题的话 If that's what you're asking.
对 It's not.
作为一个委员会成员 你到底有多大的力量 Exactly how much power do you have as a member of the subcommittee?
哪个委员会 我参加了2个 Which one? I'm on two.
外交委员会 Foreign ops.
我和8个成员拿出110亿协助外交 Eight members and myself hand out 11 billion in foreign assistance.
那国防委员会呢 And what about the defense subcommittee?
这是秘密 Our budget is hidden.
数额也很巨大 It is also unlimited.
没错 Yeah.
你想参观我的卧室吗 Would you like to see my room?
好啊 Yeah.
除非我是错的 否则这对于我来说是不寻常的 So, unless I'm wrong, and that would be unusual for me,
你在国务院 五角大楼和中央情报局的 You sit at the intersection of the state department,
十字路口上 The pentagon and the cia.
你们在国会大厦地下的隔音室里会面 You meet in a soundproof room underneath the capitol,
你负责一项秘密的巨额预算 And you preside over a secret and unlimited budget
你需要操控一个秘密战争 为了3个密探 For the three agencies you would need to conduct a covert war.
我说得对吗 Isn't that right?
我在肯尼迪中心也有职位 I also have seats at the kennedy center.
在那里你才能够将中央情报局预算翻倍来作为 Isn't that how you were able to double the cia budget for black approps
在阿富汗的黑色拨款 In afghanistan just by saying so?
为什么你总问你已经知道答案的问题呢 Why are you only asking me questions you already know the answers to?
为什么国会总是只说不做呢 Why is congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
这是惯例吧 Well, tradition mostly.
过来 Come here.
好的 Okay.
我不明白为什么女人在做爱后有如此的活力 I do not understand the energy women have after sex.
你又是跳舞 又是烤馅饼 You're dancing around, you're baking a pie.
-查理 -怎么了 Charlie? yes, ma'am?
为什么中情局要在阿富汗打伪战 Why is the cia running a fake war in afghanistan?
他们什么都能做 They're doing everything they can.
但是做的太差了 They're doing it badly.
中情局一直在给圣战骑士提供武器 The cia is arming the mujahideen.
不然你以为他们从哪里获得武器 Where do you think they're getting their weapons?
他们提供的12.7毫米子弹 They're arming them with 12.7 millimeter dishukas
不够好 Which would be good,
因为苏联人的雌鹿直升机特别加厚了装甲 Except the soviets have specifically armor-plated their hind helicopter
可以防备12.7毫米的子弹 To resist a 12.7 millimeter shell.
我们向巴基斯坦出售F-16战斗机 We sold pakistan f-16s,
但是没有装备下方观测雷达 But didn't give them the look-downlshoot-down radar.
如果这是真的战争 If this were a real war,
政府就应该发布白皮书来阐明共产主义的威胁 State would issue a white paper outlining the communist threat
就像以前对萨尔瓦多所做的一样 The way they did in el salvador.
如果这是真的战争 就应该成立一个由亨利·基辛格领导的跨党派的专门的委员会 If this were a real war, there'd be a national bipartisan commission
来处理阿富汗事务 就像以前亨利·基辛格对中美洲所做的一样 On afghanistan, headed by henry kissinger the way they did in central america.
如果这是真的战争 众议院就应该批准2400万美元 If this were a real war, congress would authorize $24 million
来进行和你在尼加拉瓜干的那种秘密战争 For covert operations the way you did in nicaragua.
如果这是真的战争... If this were a real war...
你应该是最性感的女人 You may be the sexiest woman ever.
不是玩笑 你就像希腊神话里的海伦 I'm not kidding. you are helen of troy.
你这是在恭维我吗 Are you patronizing me?
你想要我怎么做 乔安妮 What do you want me to do, joanne?
让我来告诉你 This is what I want you to do.
我要你要拯救阿富汗 I want you to save afghanistan for the afghans.
我要你去打败苏联 I want you to deliver such a crushing defeat
并且通过这些 结束冷战 And in so doing, end the cold war.
这些我都会做的 I'll tell you, I'd do it, too,
但我现在被戴里·克恩的纳可杜契斯市那里的问题缠住了 But I got this dairy queen problem in nacogdoches.
不要低估了我 查理 照我说的去做就行了 Don't underestimate me, charlie. believe everything you've heard.
你到底要我做什么 What exactly do you want me to do?
去巴基斯坦会见奇亚 Go to pakistan and meet with zia.
奇亚? Zia?
默罕默德·奇亚哈克 Mohammed zia ul-haq.
巴基斯坦的总统 He's the president of pakistan.
我已经安排好了 I've already arranged it.
你安排我去见巴基斯坦的总统吗 You've arranged a meeting between me and the president of pakistan?
对 Yes.
下周你去以色列 You're going to israel next week
和齐·拉夫谈谈狮式战斗机 To meet with zvi rafiah about the lavi jets.
回来之前去巴基斯坦 I want you to tack pakistan on the end of your trip.
去和总统会面 And meet with the president?
他会说服你 让阿富汗人打败苏联人 Let him convince you that it's a christian imperative
是基督教的义务 To let the afghans rid their country of communism.
但巴基斯坦的总统好像不是基督徒 Okay. it's not likely the president of pakistan is a christian,
但我还是要为你做这件事 乔安妮 But I'm gonna do this for you, joanne,
因为是你让我免于坐牢 Cause you saved my ass once with the pro-lifers
是你让我获得了议员席位 而且因为你不穿衣服的时候真是漂亮 And I owe you my seat in congress and because you look very good naked.
但我必须得说 我是犹太人选出来的议员 But I have to tell you, I'm elected by jews.
你选区里有多少犹太人 How many jews do you have in your district?
七个 Seven.
但是议员不是被选民们选出来的 But congressmen aren't elected by voters,
而是被捐款人选出来的 They're elected by contributors,
给我选举捐款的人在纽约 佛罗里达 好莱坞 And mine are in, well, new york, florida, hollywood,
因为在国会里我是替犹太人说话的 Because I'm one of israel's guys on the hill.
我不知道如果我为穆斯林做事 And I don't know how they're gonna feel
他们会怎么看 About me taking up the cause of muslims.
那是你的问题了 Well, that's your problem.
确实是 Yes, it is.
去战斗吧 一定会赢的 查理 Go fight this war and win it, charlie.
一切都准备好了 拿出你的男子气概 Everything possible is on the line, including your manhood.
我就怕你说这句话了 Oh, I was afraid you were gonna say that.
今晚我可没法做两次了 Well, I guess it ain't gonna be twice tonight.
数错数了吧 Well, I guess somebody can't count.
亲爱的 我是在说我啊 Oh, darling, I was talking about me.
巴基斯坦 伊斯兰堡
这位是众议员查理·威尔逊先生 Congressman charlie wilson.
议员先生好 Mr. congressman.
总统先生好 Mr. president.
乔安妮·海瑞对你评价很高啊 Joanne herring speaks very highly of you.
谢谢你 Oh, well, thank you, sir. thank you.
他们俩是我的 These are two of my brightest advisors
苏联问题专家 When it comes to the problem of the soviets.
这位是拉希得准将 This is brigadier rashid.
-你好 -很高兴见到你 -How do you do? -pleased to meet you.
这是马姆上校 你好 Colonel mahmood. how do you do?
真高兴见到你 Pleased to meet you.
请到这边来 Please come.
谢谢 Thank you.
你一定渴了吧 喝点什么 You must be thirsty. can we get you a drink?
一杯冰和威士忌 Oh, actually I'd love a glass of ice and any kind of whiskey.
加拿大的裸麦威士忌酒 Rye, canadian.
议员先生 对不起 I'm sorry, congressman, we don't have alcohol
总统府这里没有酒 In the presidential residence.
对不起 真是抱歉 Of course, you don't. I apologize.
来点果汁吧 Fruit juice?
我敢打赌很多人都犯过这种错误 Bet a lot of people make that mistake.
没有 No.
准将 你先说吧 Brigadier?
你了解我们边界上的情形了吗 So you understand the situation on our border?
是的 那太糟糕了 Yes, sir, I think I do. and I think it's terrible.
你代表得克萨斯州第二选区的所有人 And I know I speak for all the people in the texas second congressional district
为你们祈祷 When I say our thoughts and our prayers are with you.
得克萨斯州第二选区的所有人吗 All the people of the texas second congressional district,
是的 先生 You say? yes, indeed, sir.
三百万阿富汗难民像无家可归的牲畜一样生活 Three million afghan refugees are living like poorly treated livestock.
还有二百万逃到了伊朗 Another two million have fled into iran.
另外还有两百万愤怒的平民 And two million more angry men
米拉拉。。。。。这里。。。 Is just what the doctors ordered for iran, don't you think?
成千上万人失去了生命 People are dying by the tens of thousands.
你知道每天有多少人 And the ones that aren't are crossing into pakistan every day.
逃难来巴基斯坦吗 Would you like to know how many?
现在有五分之一的 One fifth of afghanistan now lives
阿富汗人生活在巴基斯坦的西北部边境地区 In pakistan's north-west frontier province.
我一直在想 So, what I have been wondering is
为什么你们外交部 Why your state department would send someone here
不派个能解决问题的人来这里呢 Who thinks he understands the problem.
我不认为得克萨斯州第二选区所有居民的祈祷 Cause I don't think the prayers of the texas second congressional district
可以改变这里的形势 Are going to turn the trick.
我不是外交部派来的 Well, now, I wasn't sent here by the state department, mr. president.
是我在休斯敦的朋友让我来的 I was asked to come here by our friend in houston.
所以这只是一个礼貌性拜访 So this is a courtesy call.
我不要礼貌 我要飞机 枪支和钱 I don't need courtesy. I need airplanes, guns and money.
我们刚刚把中情局的秘密活动预算增加了一倍... Well, we just doubled the cia budget for covert ops...
从五百万到一千万 From 5 million to 10 million.
-对 -这开玩笑吧 That's right. is that a joke?
-不是 -这完全就是个笑话 No. is that meant to be a funny joke?
-不 先生 No, sir.
议员先生 他们的意思是说 Congressman, what they're saying is
美国人只用一千万美元来打击苏联军队 $10 million from the u.s. to fight the russian army
这钱太少了 很容易误会成一个笑话 Is such a low figure that it can be mistaken for a joke.
我知道你们的意思 请听我说 I caught up to the sarcasm there, sir. let me be clear.
美国迫切得想帮助你们 The united states is eager to assist you.
-没有 -没有 No, you're not. you're not.
-绝对没有 -我去过牛津 Absolutely not. I went to oxford
我知道这是什么意思 And I know what that word means.
美国人并不想迫切得帮助我们 The u.s. is not eager to assist us.
我知道我们提供了F-16战斗机卖给你们 Well, now it's my understanding that we offered to sell you f-16s.
但你们不想要 You didn't want them.
那是因为你们不出售雷达 Because you refused to sell us the radar.
见鬼去吧 So to hell with that.
这里是美国打击苏联的 And this is emblematic of american fence sitting
前沿阵地 When it comes to fighting the soviets.
-见鬼去吧 -你们只卖没有雷达的飞机 To hell with it! you sell us the planes but not the radar.
你们把一战用的武器给阿富汗 You offer afghans rifles from the first world war
而苏联直升机干掉了任何他们能找到的东西 While soviet helicopters are killing everything they can find,
-人 动物 食品补给 -这该死的 People, animals, food supplies. so to hell with it!
因为你们向以色列出售雷达 Yeah. you sell the israelis the radar,
所以他才这么说这该死 So that's why he says, "to hell with it."
我理解 Again, I understood. yeah.
同时 武器和资金都需要通过我们才能到阿富汗 Also, the arms and funding should flow through us.
什么 I'm sorry?
这也是一个问题 That's been part of the problem.
武器和资金都需要通过我们才能到阿富汗 The arms and the funding should flow through us.
我们有很丰富的经验 We have experience with warfare of this kind.
你们中情局过去做得很差 And your cia has an unimpressive track record.
这我不同意 Oh. I wouldn't say that.
他们没有发现十三万苏联士兵侵入阿富汗吗 They missed 130,000 soviet soldiers walking into afghanistan.
对 我们忽视了这个情报 Okay, we blew that call.
所以我才这么讲的 I would say so.
我不想再听你们的指责了 Well, I don't want to use up any more of your hospitality,
我会把你们的话带回给议长 So I will take your message back to my committee chairman,
我们一定关注此事的 And we will give it our fullest attention.
让我送送你 Let me walk you to the door.
我以前听说过你 I learned about you before you came here.
我听说你这人缺点很多 I learned that you're a man of many character flaws.
是的 I am.
但我也知道 But I also learned that you never promise anything
你是一个很讲信用的人 You cannot deliver.
对 总统先生 No, I don't, mr. president.
答应我 Then promise me this.
去白沙瓦看看那些难民营 Go to peshawar and see the refugee camps.
就是现在 今天 Right now. today.
去白沙瓦亲眼看看 Go to peshawar and see with your own eyes.
直升机已经准备好了 I have a helicopter waiting to take you.
没问题 All right, I'll do it.
谢谢你 议员先生 Thank you, mr. congressman.
总统先生 再见 Mr. president.
好啦 走吧 All right, you, come on.
情况怎么样 How did it go?
他们有三个人 Well, there were three of them.
好像扇我了耳光 It was like getting slapped around by a pakistani vaudeville team.
你知道当别人说你缺点的时候 You know you've pretty much hit rock bottom
真的是太难堪了 When you've been told you have character flaws by a man
尤其这个人曾经在政变中绞死了他的前任 Who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.
我们可以回去了吗 Can we go home now?
还不行 我们要再去别一个地方 No. no, we have to make one more stop.
够了 我不想再看了 I've seen enough.
坎大哈附近有一个350个人的小村子 About 350 people in three small villages at kandahar.
苏联人不是马上就把他们全杀死 But instead of doing it all at once,
而让他们的父母们观看 The russians would make the parents watch
把小孩子的脖子切开的过程 As they slit the throats of the children.
苏联人把所有叛离者堆在一起 So, the russians gathered all the defectors and piled them like wood
像堆木材一样堆在村子中央 In the center of the village.
然后用坦克碾过去 Then they ran over them with their tanks.
我看到地上有东西在闪闪发亮 我想那一定是个玩具 I saw something shiny on the ground. I thought it was a toy.
当我去抓它的时候 它就爆炸了 When I reached down to grab it, it exploded in my hand.
我应该料到这种事的 I should have known.
我弟弟去年为了捡一些糖果 Because last year my little brother tried to pick up a piece of candy.
被炸成了两半 It split him in half.
照料受伤的小孩比照顾死了的要费很多力 It takes more work to take care of a wounded child than a dead one.
所以苏联人就布置了很多玩具地雷 So when the russians cover fields with toy mines,
这样本来很多要去战斗的人不得不去照料小孩子 Adults who might help with the war effort have to take care of the children.
你可以看见你自己 You can see yourself.
像一只虫子 Like a bug.
他们真漂亮 They're beautiful.
你有多少孩子 How many children do you have?
她有六个 She had six.
你长大了想做什么 So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
美国驻伊斯兰堡大使馆
议员威尔逊先生想要见一下这里的负责人哈罗德·何特 Hi. I have congressman wilson here to see the station chief, harold holt.
大厅走到底 左边第二个门 Down the hall. second door on the left.
我在外面等 I'll wait outside.
通常来说 对国会代表 Look, normally, a congressional delegation,
我们都会提供一个简报的 但是你也知道 We'd give them a courtesy briefing on the situation, but as you can see,
现在太晚了 我们没有时间 It's getting pretty late, we don't have a whole lot of time anyway, so...
那就挤点时间出来 Well, make the time. huh?
去你妈的没时间 哈罗德 我是要给这件事拨款的 Fuck your time, harold. I'm on defense appropriations.
几分钟以后我就要去赶飞机去华盛顿 I'm catching a plane back to washington in just a few minutes.
现在我需要一个完整清晰的简报 Now, I need a full classified briefing right now.
总共有十二万苏联部队 Hundred and twenty thousand soviet troops in all.
十二万 Hundred and twenty thousand?
40军驻扎在大城市 40th army is garrisoned in the cities
和机场里 And in the airports.
7营和8营在喀布尔 Your seventh and eighth infantry divisions are in kabul.
18营在马扎里沙里夫 第4装甲... The 18th in mazar-e sharif, the fourth armored...
内部呢 Anything inside?
你说什么 I'm sorry?
他们控制了政府内部吗 They controlling anything inside?
苏联顾问占据了 Soviet advisors have appropriated
阿富汗内政部和其他部门 The afghan intel service and the ministries.
哪些部门 Which ministries?
所有部门 All of them.
第4装甲旅占据了巴格伦空军基地 Anyway, the fourth armored covers bagram airbase.
第7装甲旅... Seventh armored is...
他们为什么不把直升飞机打下来 Why ain't they shooting down them helicopters?
什么 I'm sorry?
直升飞机 哈罗德 The helicopters, harold.
我们为什么不提供武器来打直升机呢 Why ain't we giving them something to shoot down them helicopters?
直升机是个大麻烦 The helicopters are a problem.
你这么觉得吗 You think?
-议员先生... -他们用老式武器 Congressman... they're shooting at soviet gunships
用这来打直升机 这不可能成功的 With enfield rifles. that's basically what davy crockett used.
苏联直升机装甲特别厚可以抵挡子弹 The soviet hind gunship is especially armor plated to resist bullets.
我知道 你告诉我你需要什么可以打下直升机 Yeah, I know, I know. so you tell me what you need to shoot them down.
你指什么 What do you mean?
告诉我你需要什么 Tell me what you need.
你明白我的话吗 Do you understand what I'm saying?
你告诉我你需要什么 我就马上给你弄来 You tell me what you need, and I will go about getting it for you.
议员先生 我很感激你的慷慨 Congressman, I appreciate your generosity,
但是突然流入的资金和现代武器会引起别人的注意 But a sudden influx of money and modern weaponry would draw attention.
-什么 -突然流入的资金和现代武器... What? a sudden influx of money and modern...
会引起注意吗 Wait, it would draw attention?
对 Yeah.
我不是很懂 Why, I don't even know what that means.
这是冷战 大家都知道 This is the cold war. everybody knows about it.
我还是继续进行我的简报吧 Should I continue with the briefing?
你去过难民营吗 听过他们的故事吗 Have you been to these refugee camps? have you heard these stories?
议员先生 我的任务是给你简要汇报 Congressman, I am required to give you a briefing.
我可以继续吗 Should I continue?
不用了 谢谢 No. thank you.
我小的时候有一个邻居 他的名字来自于狄更斯的小说 You know, I had a neighbor, growing up, with a name right out of dickens.
查理斯·哈扎德先生 Mr. charles hazard.
他不喜欢邻居家的狗 And mr. hazard didn't like the neighborhood dogs
弄乱他的花圃 Messing up his flower beds.
有一天我听到街对面传来一阵狗叫 One day, I heard a bunch of yelling from across the street,
所以我跑到哈扎德先生家 So I ran on over to mr. hazard's,
那里有15人站在我的狗泰迪的旁边 And there were about 15 grown-ups standing around my dog, teddy,
它满嘴都是血 Who was writhing on the ground in obvious agony.
正在垂死挣扎 Blood was pouring out of his mouth.
哈扎德打碎了一个玻璃瓶 Mr. hazard had ground up a glass bottle
把瓶渣掺进了狗食里来喂它 And put it in a bowl of dog food and fed it to him.
那你怎么办 What did you do?
我点了汽油 烧了他的花圃 Well, I got some gasoline and burned down his flower beds.
但这还不够解恨 But that wasn't satisfying enough.
我知道哈扎德先生是一个民选官员 And then I remembered, mr. hazard was an elected official.
他是镇议会的头 He was the head of the town council.
每两年一次的选举中他都会被选上 His reelection every two years was a foregone conclusion.
有一个选举日 我开车来到镇上的黑人区 So come election day, I drove over to the black section of town.
那里的人以前从来没有投过票 所以... Now, these people hadn't voted in any of these elections, so...
我那时只有13岁 但我有农夫驾照 I was only 13, but I had a farmer's license
于是我的车上装满了黑人选民 And I filled up my car with black voters
把他们带到投票站 And drove them to the polling place
然后等着 最后把他们送回家 And then waited, then drove them on home.
在他们下车准备去投票之前 But before they got out of the car to vote
我说 我并不想影响你们投票 但是你们应该知道 I said, "i don't mean to influence you, but I think you should know
查理斯·哈扎德蓄意杀了我的狗 "mr. charles hazard has intentionally killed my dog."
那次选举一共有400张票 About 400 ballots were cast in that election.
我开车带了96人来投票 I drove 96 of them to the polls.
哈扎德以16票之差没有当选 Hazard lost by 16 votes.
从那时候开始我就喜欢上了美国 And that's the day I fell in love with america.
我们什么时候降落 What time do we land?
早上7:30 在华盛顿 7:30 a.m. in d.c.
让中情局的人10点到我办公室 I want the cia in my office 00.
叫副局长助理或职位更高的人 Assistant deputy director or higher.
告诉他们如果十点钟还见不到人 Tell them that if I don't see someone 00,
我会扣他们的预算 晚一分钟扣一百万 I'm gonna start docking their allowance at a rate of $1 million a minute.
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
再帮我拿一杯好吗 And get me another one of them, would you?
好的 长官 Yes, sir.
AK枪 7号火箭推进式榴弹 The aks, rpg-7 grenade launchers
还有82毫米迫击炮正通过空运和海运等途径运巴基斯坦 And 82 millimeter mortars are coming into pakistan by air and sea,
然后通过卡车运到阿富汗边境 And then trucks take them to the afghan border.
之后用骡子运送 Then we take them across on mules,
比我们想象的步骤多一点 Which are running a little more than we thought.
骡子 2400元一只 The mules? they're 2,400 a piece,
-加上我们还要检查它们 -检查什么 Plus we got to get them checked out. for what?
检查疾病 四肢和嘴巴 而且它们的耳朵要弄干净 Diseases. foot and mouth. plus they have to have their ears cleaned.
那些骡子比阿富汗人干净多了 The mules are getting better health care than the afghans.
如果要骡子先行训练还要再加钱 Plus, they're gonna cost a little extra if we want them pre-trained.
-训练什么 -训练他们驮着 To do what? walk over a mountain
军火爬山 With ammunition on their back.
这不是天生的吗 Aren't they born with that instinct?
我的意思是 这不是它们天生就能干的吗 I mean, isn't that something they want to do naturally?
你认为将来阿富汗想修路吗 You think afghanistan might, one day, think about building some fucking roads?
-盖斯特 -怎么 Gust. yeah?
有事要跟你说一下 I got something for you.
请说详细一点 I need you to be specific...
整件事都改了 拿上你的笔记 我教你 The whole thing has changed. get your diary. I'll show you.
好的 Okay.
没问题 谢谢你 No problem. thank you.
他马上来了 He should be here any moment.
别管我 我没事 Don't worry about me. I'm fine.
-早上好 -早上好 国会议员 Good morning. good morning, congressman.
-欢迎回来 -玛拉 Welcome back. yeah. marla.
-欢迎回来 -苏姗娜 Welcome back. suzanne.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
你是谁 Who are you
他是盖斯特·埃弗拉考托斯 This is gust avrakotos.
他从兰利带来了 He's come up from langley to bring you the information
-你要的消息 -bonnie That you wanted. bonnie!
是的 长官 Yes, sir?
我是叫副局长助理以上级别的人来 I said assistant deputy director or higher.
-我知道 长官 我打电话 -副局长助理是不会 I know, sir. I called... no, assistant deputies don't come
在没接到传票的情况下来国会山的 To the hill without a subpoena.
我就是你想找的人 我是阿富汗办公室的 I'm the guy you want to talk to, congressman. I'm on the afghan desk.
-你是阿富汗办公室的 -是的 You're on the afghan desk? yeah.
是我就不会对此很自豪 我刚从阿富汗回来 Well, I wouldn't be too proud of that. I just got back from there.
我知道 旅程会很糟糕 Oh, I know. and that's a hell of a flight, too.
九个小时的飞行颠簸 That nine hours flying time against the jet stream.
还会在布鲁塞尔中转一下 再加上时差 Probably had to stop in brussels, plus the time difference.
我也会心情不好 I'd be a little grumpy myself.
我不是因为坐飞机而不高兴 I ain't grumpy because of the plane.
知道你喜欢单麦芽的 这是带给你这个 We want to give you this cause we know you like single malt.
叫做大力斯可酒 It's called talisker,
罗布特·路易斯·史蒂文森的诗中提到过这酒 And it's mentioned in a robert louis stevenson poem,
那首"归来的苏格兰人" The scotsman's return from abroad.
什么是酒中之王 "the king o' drinks, as I conceive it,
是大力斯可酒 还是桃红酒 要不就是格阑里维酒 "talisker, isla or glenlivet!"
-你叫什么 -盖斯特·埃弗拉考托斯 Who are you again? gust avrakotos.
叫bonnie进来开会 Have bonnie come into this meeting.
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
送这个干嘛 What's the gift for?
阿富汗办公室给的 因为你把赞助圣战的预算加倍 It's from the afghan desk for doubling the budget for the mujahideen.
谢谢 Oh. well, thank you.
那没什么 It was nothing.
这是瓶不错的威士忌 Well, it's a nice bottle of scotch.
肯定很难买到 Must've been hard to get.
不 我说加倍预算那没什么 No, doubling the budget was nothing.
相对于俄国军队1000万根本不算什么 I mean, $10 million for covert ops against the russian army is meaningless.
这算什么 耍小婴儿吗 -先等等 What are you, an infant? now, you hang on just one second.
我不记得你的名字了 I don't remember your name.
盖斯特·埃弗拉考托斯 Gust avrakotos.
是的 Yeah.
你介意我叫你盖斯吗 Okay, you mind if I call you gus?
我的名字盖斯特中有一个t 不过我无所谓 Yeah, well, my name's gust with a "t," but I don't care.
15个小时前 我把保险箱的钥匙给了哈罗德·何特 Fifteen hours ago, I offered harold holt the keys to the safe, okay?
我站在伊斯兰堡的办公室里说 你需要多少钱 I stood there in the office in islamabad, and I said, "how much do you need?"
很显然我惹恼他了 And I was apparently annoying him.
议员先生 哈罗德·何特很有手段 他是个衣冠禽兽 Well, harold holt's a massive tool, congressman. he's a cake-eater.
他像个小丑 真是个差劲的领导 He's a clown. he's a bad station chief.
我不是想说他坏话 不过他会害死我们的 And I don't mean to cast aspersions on a guy, but he's gonna get us all killed.
-是吗 -是的 Really? yeah.
那他想怎么对付在阿富汗的俄国军队 Well, how does he expect to defeat the soviets in afghanistan without...
-他说 一笔突然流入的资金 -是的 一笔突然流入的资金 He said, "a sudden influx of money..." yeah, an influx of money
和一批新装备会引起注意 And new weaponry would draw attention.
他不想打败苏联的军队 议员先生 He's not trying to defeat the soviets, congressman.
你在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我是议员先生的助手 保妮·巴赫 I'm the congressman's aide, bonnie bach.
盖斯特·埃弗拉考托斯 Gust avrakotos.
盖斯 你先出去一下 Gus, I need the room for a second.
-好的 -小妞们 Sure. jailbait!
好了 好了 行了 行了 Whoa, whoa. hey, hey. whoa, all right.
告诉我发生了什么 Just tell me what's happening.
去年成立的一个司法部门的特遣队 A justice department task force that was formed last year
他们专门调查白宫成员之间的情色问题 To investigate reports of sex between members of the house
参议员和国会议员提议将 And their male interns has recently widened
男性对象调查内容中增加了 To include the use of recreational drugs
吸食毒品一项 By senators and congressmen.
你认识保尔·布朗吗 Do you know a man named paul brown?
他不需要回答这个 继续说 He doesn't have to answer that. keep going.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
保尔·布朗因欺诈 正在被联邦调查局调查 Paul brown, under investigation by federal prosecutors for fraud.
他想让我在克里斯多演出的电视节目上投资 He wanted me to invest in some tv show for crystal.
他说他目睹你在拉斯维加斯的一间豪华套房里 Well, he's saying he witnessed you doing cocaine nine times
九次吸食可卡因 In a fantasy suite in las vegas.
在NBC电视台的布莱恩·罗斯获得了这个消息 Brian ross at nbc is breaking the story.
好吧 我在拉斯维加斯和克里斯多还有保尔·布朗在一起 All right, guys. I was in las vegas with crystal and paul brown,
因为她想让我说服他干这事 Because she wanted me to talk to him about this thing.
你们还吸可卡因吗 There was cocaine?
你们去隔壁间起草一份声明 I want you to go in the other room and start on a statement.
-打电话给斯杜 -好的 我打电话给他 Let's get stu on the phone. okay, I'll call him.
贝蒂 你只要去... Okay, bait, you just need to start...
没事的 姑娘们 It's all right, everybody.
没什么事的 我想回到 It's gonna be all right. I want to get back to...
盖斯 Gus!
碰到问题了吗 You having problems?
没有 No.
你说他不想击败苏联什么意思 What do you mean, he's not trying to defeat the soviets?
他想让他们大出血 就像我们在越南一样 Well, he wants to bleed them. payback for vietnam.
他们会不断的派兵 Make it so they just have to keep sending troops in,
不断地花钱 派兵 再花钱 Keep sending money, and troops, and money
直到他们走到像我们以前那样头脑发热的那一步 Until they just go out of their fucking minds the way we did.
你是说美国对阿富汗的政策 You mean to tell me that the u.s. strategy in afghanistan
是让阿富汗人民始终处在水生火热中 Is to have the afghans keep walking into machine gun fire
逼到俄国人把子弹打完吗 Till the russians run out of bullets?
这是哈罗德·何特的策略 That's harold holt's strategy.
-这不是国家的策略 -那国家的策略是什么 It's not u.s. strategy. what is u.s. strategy?
严格来说 没有什么策略可言 Well, strictly speaking, we don't have one.
但是我们努力在做这方面工作 But we're working hard on that.
-我们指的是谁 -我和另外三个人 Who's we? me and three other guys.
能再出去一下吗 Would you excuse me?
好吧 写得怎么样了 All right, what do you have?
查理·威尔逊代表意识到了他和其他几位议员 "representative charles wilson has learned he is joining several members of congress
一同正在被司法特遣队调查 "who are under investigation by a justice department task force that is..."
别提特遣队 那样听起来 Don't say task force. it makes it sound
像是埃利奥特·内斯告发的这事 Like eliot ness is running the thing. okay.
谁告发这事的 谁是检举人 Who is running the thing? who's the prosecutor?
鲁道夫·朱利昂尼 纽约人 南部选区的 Rudolph giuliani, new york, southern district.
-你认识他吗 -不认识 You know him? no.
我们应该提到一直以来都是这样 Well, it's been going on forever. we should say that, too.
议员查理·威尔逊发现了他和其他几位议员 "representative charles wilson has learned he is joining several members of congress
正一同在被司法部调查 "who are under investigation by the justice department
历经18个月的大范围调查后 "in what is now an 18-month long, wide-ranging examination
最终宣告无罪 "that has resulted in no convictions."
国会议员威尔逊未被起诉 "congressman wilson has not been charged with any crime,
也没有被审问 "nor has he been questioned by the authorities.
他否认了所有非法或不适当的行为 "he denies any allegation of illegal or improper behavior
并会全力配合当下的调查 "and will fully cooperate with the ongoing investigation."
好的 让斯杜发出去吧 Okay. run it by stu.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
盖斯 Gus!
-你和另外三个人 -是的 You and three other guys? yeah.
我要告诉你我对哈罗德·何特说的话 我能搞到钱 Well, I'll tell you what I told harold holt. I can get the money.
1000万还不够 你要多少 Now, the 10 million is a joke? fine. what do you need?
-干什么用 -只要把直升机打下来 To do what? to shoot down the helicopters.
把直升机打下来 To shoot down the helicopters.
如果我们帮助他们把那该死的直升机打下来 If we can help them shoot down the goddamn helicopters,
所有的事情就可以按照我们的方式做了 Everything's gonna start going our way.
有一个关于禅师和一个小孩的故事 You know, there's a story about a zen master and a little boy.
好吧 我出去 All right, and... yeah.
斯杜来电话了 It's stu.
你也来听一下 You should be on this.
斯杜 Stu?
不 不 会好起来的 No. no, it's gonna be fine.
那只是在拉斯维加斯的一个晚会 It was a party in vegas.
很多毒品 很多我不认识的人 Lot of drugs, lot of people I don't know.
我和克里斯多·李还有一个叫保尔·布朗的人在一起 I was there with crystal lee and this guy paul brown
他想让我投资一项克里斯多出演的电视节目 Who wanted me to invest in a tv show for crystal.
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道 貌似是建在华盛顿的达拉斯夜店 I don't know, it's gonna be like a dallas set in washington.
什么 斯杜 那有什么关系 What... stu, what does it matter?
好吧 Okay.
克里斯多会为你没有吸毒作证吗 Will crystal back up your story that you weren't using?
赶快去发表声明吧 Just go put out the statement.
你知道吗 You know what?
你根本就不应该和他们在一个房间 议员先生 You never should have been in the same room, congressman.
盖斯 Gus!
瑞士有一种防空炮 Yeah. the swiss make an antiaircraft gun
-叫做欧瑞康炮 -听着 查理 Called the oerlikon. listen, charlie.
20毫米加农炮 高射速的 Twenty-millimeter cannon, high rate of fire.
我知道欧瑞康炮 I know the oerlikon.
别忘了轿车司机 Don't forget the limo driver.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你是坐豪华轿车从赌场到机场的 Well, you took a limo from the casino to the airport.
要知道追踪一个轿车司机很容易 只要发个传票 Maybe it's easy enough to track down a limo driver, hand him a subpoena,
问他车上发生了什么 Ask him if anything was going on in the back seat,
所以你还应该解决这事 So, you know, in terms of cleaning up this...
你在门外偷听吗 Were you listening at the door?
-这不是偷听 -你还说没有 I wasn't listening at the door. were you standing
-站在门外偷听 -没有 At the goddamn door listening to me? no.
你怎么能听 这个门很厚的 How could you even... that's a thick door!
你站在外面偷听 You stood there and you listened to me?
我没有贴着门 别傻了 I wasn't standing at the door. don't be an idiot.
我在酒瓶上装了窃听器 I bugged the scotch bottle.
什么 What?
是的 那上面有窃听器 Yeah, it's got a little transmitter on it.
我耳朵里有个接收器 声音可以传过来 I got a little thing in my ear. get past it.
我不相信 你他妈的到底是谁 I don't believe this. who the fuck... who the fuck are you?
现在我没有听 别紧张 It's not in my ear right now. take it easy.
我本来要告诉你的 但是由于你被起诉 I was gonna tell you about it, but I had to leave the room for a second
-我必须离开房间 -我没被起诉 Cause you were getting indicted. I ain't getting indicted.
-这里面有摄像头吗 -没有 别乱想 Is there a camera in here? no, that's a little paranoid.
好吧 That's right.
你能把窃听器从我的威士忌上拿掉吗 Will you take the bug off my scotch bottle now?
好的 Sure.
我看到两个小孩在拿起亮晶晶的东西时 I saw two kids, had their hands blown off
手都被炸没了 When they tried to pick up something shiny.
有时孩子们以为那些炸弹是玩具 Sometimes the kids think those bombs are toys.
-就专门等着小孩来拣 -是的 For children to pick up. yeah.
-他们强奸妇女 -是的 They're raping the women and... yeah.
-怀孕了就杀掉 -他们无恶不作 ...bayoneting the pregnant ones. it's as bad as it can be.
但是他们仍然想和红军战斗 But they still want to go out and fight the red army.
每个人都这么想 我从来没见过这种事情 Each and every one of them. I've never seen anything like that.
我也没见过 No, me, neither.
坦白说 我也跟你一样想杀俄国人 Let's be clear. I want to kill russians as much as you do.
欧瑞康炮是正确的选择吗 是我们所需要的吗 Is the oerlikon the right gun? is that what they should have?
知道吗 Now, you know what?
你经历了长时间飞行 You've had a long flight.
你压力很大 你被逮捕了 You're under a lot of stress. you're under arrest.
我没有被逮捕 I ain't under arrest.
-喝酒吗 -好的 Do you drink? oh, god, yeah.
就尝尝这威士忌吧 Well, should we try this scotch,
打开后它会释放毒气吗 Or is it gonna release sarin gas when I open it?
不会 打开吧 Oh, I don't think so, but open it over there.
像你这么一个人是怎么进入中情局的 How'd a guy like you get into the agency?
-什么 你小看我啊 -你不是詹姆斯·邦德 What, you mean a street guy? you ain't james bond.
你也不是托马斯·杰弗逊 我们打平了 And you ain't thomas jefferson, so let's call it even.
好吧 Deal.
既然这里没什么事了 Since there's no other reason I should be here,
就当作我对这方面很在行好了 Let's assume it's 'cause I'm very good at this.
盖斯 他们要把直升机打下来 They need to shoot down the helicopters, gus.
他们至少要50台欧瑞康加农炮 They need at least, what, 50 oerlikons.
那花费就远远超过1000万了 Yeah, it's gonna cost a lot more than $10 million.
我第4次重申 我可以弄到更多钱 And I say for the fourth time, I can raise the money.
怎么弄 Yeah, how?
欧瑞康加农炮是我想要的吗 Is the oerlikon the gun I should be recommending?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
-那谁能确定 -一个叫麦克·维克的武器专家 Who is sure? a weapons guy named mike vickers.
-我会打电话给他的 -现在就打给他 I'll call him. yeah. let's call him right now.
好吧 做个测试 All right, here's a test.
你看到了那个怪怪的穿白衬衫 You see the nerdy-looking kid in the white shirt
在以一对四和别人下棋的那人吗 Playing against the four guys at once?
看到了 Yeah.
你觉得哪一个人是中情局的 Which one of the guys do you think is a strategic weapons expert
武器专家 With the cia?
这是个难题 查理 That was a trick question, charlie.
是那个怪怪的穿白衬衫的人 It's the nerdy-looking kid in the white shirt.
好吧 这很好玩 All right, no reason this can't be fun, you know.
-麦克 -是的 等一会 Mike! yeah, just a second.
现在就过来 麦克 Need you now, mike.
继续下 Keep playing.
麦克·维克 这是国会议员查理·威尔逊 Mike vickers, this is congressman charles wilson
他是国防预算委员会成员 Of the defense appropriations subcommittee.
-你好 长官 -你好 How are you, sir? fine, thank you.
-你几岁了 -我下星期就满30了 How old are you? I'll be 30 next week.
这就是中情局的武器专家吗 This is the cia's weapons expert?
-其中之一 -但是他是资格最老的 One of them. but he's the most senior.
-听着 -麦克 Look... mike!
象七吃马 Yeah, bishop to queen's knight 7.
看到了吗 他都可以盲下 See? he's playing without even looking at the board.
要是能让鲍里斯·斯巴斯基这个象棋大师去侵略阿富汗 That's a useful skill
这倒是个很有用的本领 If afghanistan's ever invaded by boris spassky.
难道我办公室的人没跟兰利总部说吗 Did my office not make it clear to langley that I'm in no mood
-我没有心情来被你们耍 -查理 To be fucked around with? charlie...
你听我的还是听吉姆·巴克的 你想听谁的 You answer to me or you answer to jim baker. which do you want?
好吧 这个人是绿色贝雷帽的成员 和海豹突击队一起训练 All right, the guy's a fucking green beret, charlie. he trained with the seals.
-没人要耍你 -麦克 No one's trying to fuck with you! mike?
马五吃象后 你怎么走 Yeah, what was your move? knight to queen's bishop 5.
后三吃车 All right, queen to king's rook 3.
右边的那伙计 你还是不要和我换皇后 Guy on the right, you don't want to trade queens with me.
该死 Shit.
好吧 我道歉 All right, I apologize.
好了 大家都是朋友 Okay. everybody friends?
作为前海军军官 麦克 我应该了解的 As a former naval officer myself, mike, I should've known better.
作为前海军军官 你知道我很吃惊 As a former naval officer, I'd have been surprised if you had.
-他妈的怎么回事 -嘿 Now, what the fuck? hey.
-他道过歉了 -嘿 He said he was sorry. hey.
我能为你做什么 长官 What can I do for you, sir?
他想在委员会里做一个提案 All right, he wants to make a recommendation to his subcommittee.
瑞士制的欧瑞康防空加农炮 Now, the swiss made oerlikon s.t.a. antiaircraft cannon, that's what you'd use
能在山区把ml-24武装直升机打下来吗 To shoot down the ml-24 hind gunship in the mountains, right?
选欧瑞康加农炮的确不错 Well, the oerlikon's a good start,
但是俄国人会展开高空轰炸 But the russians will just start flying higher altitude missions.
那还需要什么 So what else do they need?
和你给我们的一样 ak-47 ak-74等等 Same thing you give us. ak-47 s, ak-74s, akms.
苏联人可不是手无寸铁的去阿富汗的 The soviets didn't come into afghanistan on a eurail pass.
他们有t-55坦克 They came in t-55 tanks.
反抗者们需要7号反坦克火箭推进式榴弹 The fighters need rpg-7 anti-tank grenade launchers,
喀秋莎107毫米口径的火箭 有线地雷 塑料地雷 自动炸弹 狙击枪 Katyusha 107 mm rockets, wire mines, plastic mines, bicycle bombs, sniper rifles,
还有供给以上这些武器的弹药 Ammunition for all the above
还有全频率无线电和接收器 And frequency-hopping radios and burst transmitters
这些他妈的都很难找到 So these guys aren't so fucking easy to find.
这样 我已经全部写在报告里了 你可以看一下 Well, I've written it all in a report you can read.
你是第一个看这报告的人 You'd be the first one who did.
让安全通讯员马上发给我一份 Send a copy of it to me by secure courier right away.
好的 好 好 I will. all right. all right.
已经写了报告了啊 There was a report?
没这么简单 It's not that simple.
-为什么 -首先 它是保密的 Why not? well, for one thing it's covert.
一旦一个阿富汗自由战士被抓 When an afghan freedom fighter gets captured,
他手里拿着的武器一定不能是美国制造的 It can't be with an american-made weapon on him.
这有可能会使冷战转变成实战 That's how a cold war turns into an actual war,
这也是你要多加注意的地方 And that's something you want to keep a good eye on.
因此我们给他们的任何东西 So anything we give them has to look like
看起来都必须像是从苏联那夺取的 It could have plausibly been captured from the soviets.
是的 很对 你知道谁擅长干这个吗 Yeah, that's right. you know who's good at that?
-以色列和埃及 -很对 -Israel and egypt. -that's right.
你知道吗 维克在背后的要价 You know what vickers just described back there
高达4千万 Could cost as much as $40 million.
-我能搞定这笔资金的 -怎样搞 I can get the appropriation. but how?
那要是国会反对 I want to know how are you gonna get the approval of congress
总统批准的5百万资金怎么办 When they're saying no to the contras for nothing,
只要国会他们一说不 一切就泡汤了 For $5 million, a request made by the president?
当这笔黑款经过小组委会时 When a black approp makes it through this subcommittee,
全体成员都会盲目的投票 The full body has to vote on it blind.
他们知道有多少钱 但不知道钱的用途 They know the dollar amount, but they don't know what it's for.
那么 理论上讲 你的1千万 So, theoretically, your $10 million can become 40 million
就会神不在知鬼不觉的变成4千万 除了俄军知道外 Without anyone ever noticing but the russian army.
因为国会不知道为何投票 Because congress wouldn't know what it was voting on.
够狠吧 That's the beauty of it!
万事俱备 就只等搞定其他九个小组委会成员 All you need are the nine other subcommittee members.
真正要搞定是委员会主席 All I really need is the committee chairman.
-道可·朗 -道可·朗 Doc long. doc long.
只要得到道可的支持 也就能得到其他九人的投票 And with doc's backing, you'll get the votes of the other committee members.
我可不敢相信你 Yep. I don't believe you.
无所谓 I don't care.
查理 在今早我接到电话响之前 And until the phone rang this morning, charlie,
我都不知道你这个人 I didn't know I'd never heard of you.
是吗 那就问问周围的人 Well, ask around.
-我问了 -结果怎样 I did. and what'd you find out?
在你的六届任期内最大的成就 That your greatest legislative achievement in six terms
就是五次获得连任 Was getting reelected five times.
还有呢 Anything else?
你比其他议员拥有更高的支持率 That you hold more ious than any member of the house.
那又怎样 How about that?
我只代表美国的一个地区 他们什么也不要求 I represent the only district in america that doesn't want anything.
只想要他们的枪 只想要更低的税 就这样 They want their guns, they want low taxes, that's it.
我能帮上忙 他们就投票了 I can do favors. I get to vote yes a lot.
现在 我和另外三个人就要去杀俄罗斯人了 Now, me and three other guys are killing russians.
我是说有可能 I mean, is it possible
因为我碰到了真正通过选举产生 又能帮上忙的官员 That I've met the only elected official in town who can help?
一个星期我去把这些事情搞定 Give me a week to set things up.
回去收拾行李 在以色列我有个朋友 是个军火商 Go pack a bag. I have a friend, an arms dealer in israel.
他就是我们要找的人 上帝保佑 He's who we need for this, god help us.
-应该很有趣 -是啊 Should be interesting. yeah.
好吧 All right.
我们需要你 齐 We need you, zvi.
在以色列国会里 你就是我们要找的人 You're gonna be our man inside the israeli parliament.
我和以色列国会没关系 I'm not in the israeli parliament.
就是这样 才使你有影响力 That's what's gonna make you so effective.
没人叫你和以色列国会扯上关系 No one has your pull with the 10th knesset.
也不用你和发言人扯上关系 No one has your relationship with the speaker.
我们需要你 当梅纳赫姆总统发现我们在和埃及和沙特打交道时 And we are gonna... we're gonna need your arm around menachem,
我们需要你助我们一臂之力 When he finds out that we're working with egypt and the saudis.
告诉他 告诉他我们为什么需要他 Tell him. tell him why we need him.
-我不说 -为什么 I'm not saying anything. why not?
我不知道这两个人是谁 I don't know who the fuck these two other guys are.
-难道不是保镖吗 -但不是我们的 Well, ain't they bodyguards? not ours.
齐 Zvi?
现在 就简单明了的说吧 Now, just to sum this up in a nutshell.
你们要我去撮合以色列 You want me to move israel
与埃及 巴基斯坦还有阿富汗的合作 Toward a partnership with egypt, pakistan and afghanistan.
还有沙特阿拉伯 And saudi arabia.
我想也不用想 就知道是这些问题 Well, just a couple of problems I can foresee off the top of my head.
瞧 Look.
-查理 -我明白 Charlie... I know.
巴基斯坦和阿富汗不承认我们国家的存在 ...pakistan and afghanistan don't recognize our right to exist.
-冷静点 -我们才和埃及打完仗 Calm down. we just got done fighting a war with egypt
每个试图杀死我和我家人的那些人 And every person who has ever tried to kill me and my family,
都在沙特阿拉伯接受过训练 Has been trained in saudi arabia.
不全是这样 齐 That's not entirely true, zvi.
有些人是由我们训练的 I mean, some of them were trained by us.
盖斯 别这样 Gus, come on.
他开玩笑的 他经常这样 It's his sense of humor. it's a bit of an acquired taste.
齐 听我说 Now, zvi, look at me.
这是在冷战前夕 This is the front of the cold war.
这不是在柏林 不是在古巴 也不是在捷克斯洛伐克 It's not in berlin, it's not in cuba, it's not in czechoslovakia.
是在堆满石头的阿富汗 It's in a pile of rocks called afghanistan.
这里只有专打俄罗斯的人 These are the only people who are actually shooting at the russians.
现在 你我都知道我们必须把苏联制的武器 Now, you and I know we have to get soviet-made weapons
弄到穆斯林游击队员的手里 Into the hands of the mujahideen.
而且你我都知道在苏联境外 And you and I know where the largest stockpile
苏联最大的武器储藏室在哪 Of soviet weapons outside the soviet union is.
我一时也说不上 I can't tell you offhand how many
没收的武器有多少 也不知道是哪种 And what kind of weapons we've confiscated.
我知道 这些是锁眼11的卫星照片 I can. these are keyhole-11 satellite photos.
这些不再是机密了 我可以给你看一下 They've been degraded so I can show them to you.
这是装有五轮底座的坦克 All right, that's a five-wheeled chassis tank.
这不是Mk1而是T-55型号 That's not the mk.1, that's the t-55.
它们的射程高达12英里 And it and four others are about 12 miles from here.
你们要坦克开到山里干什么 What do you want tanks in mountains for?
不用开 我只想让你明白我知道你有那批武器 Oh, we don't. I just wanted you to know I know you got them.
-3550万 -你们能够拿出这笔钱吗 $35.5 million. which you'll be able to appropriate.
是的 Yeah.
不许新闻媒体问起此事 Without the press asking questions about it.
你知道吗 有个好消息 You know, there's good news there,
因为新闻媒体会忙于询问 Because the press is going to be busy asking about a weekend in vegas
他周末在维加斯窝藏麻药的起诉 And his pending arrest on charges of narcotics possession.
-盖斯 -妈的 查理 Oh, gus. shit, charlie.
-没事 -是真的吗 It's nothing. is this true?
这和我们谈的事没关系 No, for our purposes, it doesn't really matter.
-谢谢 -我是要和他解释 Thank you. I was just explaining to him
只要媒体的注意转到性丑闻和毒品事件 That as long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the left hand,
你就可以偷偷运送军火了 You can park a battle carrier behind the right hand
没人会注意这事的 And no one's gonna fucking notice.
到底是怎么回事 What the hell happened?
与此事无关的 It's not germane. it's not germane to these people
这和那些在战斗的 垂死的 在家里遭受残杀的人无关 Who are fighting and dying, and being massacred in their homes.
看在上帝的份上 你是否愿意协助我们 Now, for the love of christ, will you help us help them
去帮他们击落那些该死的直升机 Shoot down these fucking helicopters?
我喜欢你 查理 I love you, charlie,
但是你是个成年的人了 But you are a grown man
却还不会过马路时朝两边看 Who still hasn't learned to look both ways before he crosses the fucking street!
好的 我加入 Yes, I'm in.
-但是我不喜欢这家伙 -我了解你的感受 But I don't like this guy. I know how you feel.
-现在有什么打算吗 -你和我们一起去开罗 What happens now? you come with us to cairo.
-这应该算作是正式的会议吧 -当然 This meeting's gonna be run professional? oh, absolutely.
他的上司可以欣赏查理朋友的肚皮舞的时候 We'll be talking to the deputy defense minister
我们会向副国防部长汇报的 While his boss gets a belly dance from a friend of charlie's.
-什么 -我的一个好朋友在得克萨斯 What? a good friend of mine back in texas
是出了名的肚皮舞女 Is a well-known belly dancer.
到埃及去表演一直是她的梦想 所以她也一同去 It's always been her dream to perform in egypt, so she's our way in.
当她为国防部长跳舞时 我们就跟副部长谈 While she's dancing for the defense minster, we'll be talking to the deputy.
-我的天哪 -她跳得很棒 Oh, my god. no, she's supposed to be good.
埃及 开罗
-真是个不同寻常的女人 -是啊 That's an extraordinary woman. oh, yeah.
和我见过的肚皮舞不一样 That's not any belly dance I'm familiar with.
所以我才想邀请国防部长来看看 That's why I wanted the defense minister to see her.
-是你的情人吗 -是凯罗的朋友 是位老朋友 This is your girlfriend? carol's a friend. she's an old friend.
我猜她父亲因为宗教信仰才不许她跳舞 I understand her father didn't allow dancing because of the religion?
是的 非常正确 Yeah, that's correct.
是什么宗教 And what religion is that?
你知道的 她是个浸礼会教徒 You know, she's a baptist.
正如我所说 俄罗斯人会尝到苦头的 As I was saying, the russians will learn, I'm quite afraid the hard way,
上帝会为他的虔诚信徒和 To fear god's vengeance upon those
顺从他的伊斯兰教报仇的 俄罗斯人会害怕的 Who oppress his humble servants who submit to him in islam.
他们的头骨会悬挂在树上 Their skulls will hang from the treetops.
我想 你可以随便玩他们的头骨 You can do whatever you like with their skulls, I suppose.
盖斯关心的就是在沙特你拥有的地对空导弹 What has gus here concerned is a sa surface-to-air missiles you all have.
从一些情况看来 他觉得储存有些不妥 For some reason, he thinks they were stored poorly.
没有 没有 SA-7号储存得很妥当 No, no, no, the sa-7 s were stored properly.
抱歉 那我的人遭受压迫该怎么办 Excuse me. what about the oppression of my people?
-齐 -什么? -Oh, zvi. -I beg your pardon?
朋友们 我们必须马上解决 Fellows, we have to do this now.
我已经打算把3千5百万的枪支 I am about to arrange for $35 million worth of guns
送到穆斯林人手里 To be put into the hands of muslims!
-我无意冒犯 -是吗 I meant no disrespect. oh, really?
不管怎样 这些都不是重点 Well, anyway, that... none of this is important.
你有苏联许可的工厂 You have soviet-licensed factories that can put out kalashnikovs
一星期可以生产2万5千支卡拉什尼科夫冲锋枪 At a rate of 25,000 a week?
是的 那用于城市作战的装备呢 That's correct. what about city warfare devices?
-哪些 -脚踏车炸弹 帽贝地雷 What kind? bicycle bombs, limpet mines,
塑胶地雷 绊网地雷 Plastic, tripwire mines?
有 有 你们需要的都有 Yes, yes. whatever you need.
我们不能再抬价了 We can't improve the price now,
但是如果我们要更多 我们会补偿给你的 But when we come back for more, we'll make it up to you.
我赞成 I agree.
那好 All right.
你在那做得很好 不去理会宗教冲突 Hey, you did good back there ignoring the religious shit.
这些人完全是不可理喻 Cause these people are totally fucking unspooled,
我不仅仅是在说穆斯林 And I'm not just talking about the muslims.
-齐说得对 -我知道 Zvi's all right. oh, I know he is.
顺便说一下 他是穆斯林教徒 He is mossad, by the way.
我说的是你在休斯敦的朋友 What I'm talking about is your friend in houston.
现在 她得停止挥霍金钱 得停止召开新闻会议 Now, she's got to stop throwing fundraisers and she's got to stop doing press.
乔安妮理解这一点 Joanne is raising awareness.
她用了不恰当的词汇 She's using a non-secular vocabulary
把这个定格为宗教战争 And framing this as a religious war.
然而美国不打宗教战争的 And america doesn't fight religious wars.
-是吗 -是的 这也是我喜欢住在那的原因 Is that right? yeah, that's why I like living there.
早上好 女士们先生们 我是机长 Flight captain... good morning, ladies and gentlemen. this is your captain.
我们开始第一次降落 We will begin our initial descent
-到华盛顿杜勒斯机场 -我得去趟休斯敦 Into washington dulles airport. I got to go down to houston, so...
我在此感谢你们 希望你们 ...i would like to thank you and hope...
-和她谈谈 -我会和她谈的 Well, talk to her. yeah, I'll talk to her.
你要我和以色列人合伙吗 You want me to go into business with the israelis?
是的 总统先生 我们都出于同一个目标 Just for this one purpose, yes, mr. president.
以色列拥有最多的苏联制造武器 The israelis have the largest stockpile of soviet-made weapons in friendly hands.
我知道 I know that.
我得确认这次安排是保密的 I need to trust that this arrangement will remain secret.
众所周知 巴基斯坦人和以色列人可是敌人啊 Pakistan and israel would have to appear to be enemies in the public eye.
我不认为这是一桩糟糕的买卖 Yeah, I don't think that's a tough sell.
你有权力做这个吗 You have authority to do this?
没有 事实上 我差不多要违反我的信条了 None whatsoever. in fact, I'm pretty close to violating the logan act.
我不清楚你的信条是什么 Well, I don't know what that is.
-但是 查理 -是的 先生 But, charlie. yes, sir.
如果在板条箱上看到犹太教的六芒星形... If I see one fucking star of david on a crate...
不会 我保证 You won't. I promise.
-嘿 -借过 Hey. excuse me.
你能让我看一下那些发言辞 You want me to take a look at those remarks?
-为什么 -因为 你的介绍 Why? just... well, your introduction,
-看一下好吗 -只是一个介绍 查理 没事的 Want me to look it over? it's an introduction, charlie. I'll be fine.
今天我们很荣幸地见到巴基斯坦总统奇亚·乌哈克先生 Today we honor president zia ul-haq of pakistan.
在深入介绍之前 我想让大家知道 Before we go any further, I would like you all to know this,
奇亚总统没有杀死贝·布托 President zia did not kill bhutto.
他成为总统后 In the time that he's been president,
巴基斯坦的财力也得到根本改变 The fortunes of pakistan have changed radically.
我想问在坐的各位... I've asked you all here today...
你走开了 You disappeared.
在那没有酒喝 Well, they weren't selling alcohol in there.
这是传统的巴基斯坦聚会 It's a traditional pakistani gathering.
你不觉得要是他们能一边喝酒一边玩女人的话 You think they might be a lot happier over there
会高兴一点吗 If they could just get women and booze in the same room at the same time?
如果共和党被赶出去 I think they'd be a whole lot happier over there
我想他们会更加高兴的 If the communists got out.
奇亚没有杀死贝·布托 "zia did not kill bhutto."
这是不常听到的开场白 That's not something you usually hear in introductory remarks.
他的确没有 查理 贝·布托接受审判而且被判有罪 He didn't, charlie. bhutto had a trial and was found guilty.
骇人听闻的判决 Shocking verdict.
你想要和我说什么 What did you need to talk to me about?
乔安妮 亲爱的 放下你的宗教成见 Joanne, darling, dial down the religion.
-什么 -这会疏远 What? it could alienate people
给我们提供帮助的那些人 Whose support we need.
就是在这样的午宴上 我们才能筹集我们需要的钱 It's luncheons like this that are raising the money we need.
这件事是不是通过 This thing is not gonna get done by ballrooms full of people
旅馆里举行的舞会就能解决的 In the houstonian hotel.
是要靠中情局 以色列 埃及和巴基斯坦共同完成的 It's gonna get done by the cia, israel, egypt and pakistan,
而且是不动声色得就能摆平 And it's gonna get done quietly.
现在 你却让人们以为 Now, you start making people think
我们试图说服每个人改信基督教 We're trying to convert everybody to christianity.
我得到了基督的救赎 查理 而且我不以为耻 I was saved by jesus christ, charlie, and I am not ashamed of it.
我的热情不是针对宗教 而是我们所拥有的 My fervor is not about religion, it's about freedom of religion,
他们所希望的宗教自由 Which we have, they want,
共和党又要消灭这种自由 And the communists are slaughtering them for.
我知道了 那你就抑制一下你的热情 And I get it. just tamp down the fervor.
我不能逆天行事 亲爱的 Well, I can't modulate god's will, sweetie.
你可以试试 You can try.
现在我得到华盛顿去 他们在兰利做了个简报 Now, I got to get back to d.c. they've set up a briefing for me at langley.
-是关于什么 -买枪支的事 On what? on getting the guns.
阿富汗是个很贫困的国家 Afghanistan's barely a country.
在城市之外 没有电话和公路 There's no phones or roads outside the cities.
似乎一个村民无需和其他村庄有任何接触 It's likely that a villager would live his life
就能过活 哪怕只有3英里远 Without having contact with another village just three miles down the road
除非他要跟他们打仗 Unless he was going to war against them.
我的想法是找40万个平庸百姓 Now, my thinking is instead of 400,000 sloppy guys,
还不如找15万个中坚力量 We concentrate on several elite forces totaling about 150,000.
然后真正地训练他们 Give these guys real training,
设定20门不同课程覆盖不同程度的战争训练 20 different courses covering irregular warfare disciplines.
你有合适人选吗 And do you have anybody in mind?
如今最成功的反叛者在马苏德埋葬处 The most successful rebels today are in the panjshir valley.
他们号召联合北方理事会 They're called the united front of the council of the north.
我们给他们拨1千万支武器 We've earmarked them for 10 million in weapons
配备10到15个专门训练的代理指导老师 And 10 to 15 agency advisors for training.
-谁是头头 -是艾哈迈德·沙阿·马苏德 Who's their leader? ahmed shah massoud.
他是塔吉克人 因此不受普什图人的欢迎 He's tajik, so he's not well liked by the pashtun.
塔吉克人和普什图人有什么矛盾 So the... what, the tajiks have a problem with the pashtuns?
话说当塔吉克人想和女人做爱时 Well, they say when a tajik wants to make love to a woman,
他的首选就是普什图人 His first choice is always a pashtun man.
在原始普什图语中是搞笑的 It's funnier in the original pashto.
好了 我听得够多了 我去搞定我们的钱 All right, I've heard enough. I'm going to go get our money.
好了 别扫我们的兴啊 All right, don't fuck us up now.
鼓励得真是好啊 Awesome pep talk.
阿富汗 埃及 巴基斯坦和沙特阿拉伯 Afghanistan, egypt, pakistan and saudi arabia,
都是独裁政权国家 These are all totalitarian dictatorships.
而且把唯一一个民主国家挤进地中海 And they'd like to blow the only democracy in the region right into the mediterranean.
我说了以色列也要加入这行列 Now, you heard me say that israel's gonna be on board.
齐·拉夫已经疯了 Oh, well, zvi rafiah's out of his mind.
这些人就是一些暴徒 处于共和党和信奉正统派基督教人 These people are draconian thugs, and in an evil and twisted derby
之间的邪恶且扭曲的小城里 Between the communists and the fundamentalists,
就我所知 是6比5还要挑选 It's 6-to-5 and pick them, as far as I'm concerned.
不 你错了 道可 你还不清楚 No, you're wrong about that, doc, and you know you don't mean it.
在巴基斯坦 一个失明女孩被强奸 而且当时有个目击者 In pakistan, a blind girl gets raped, but there's a witness.
现在在巴基斯坦就算有四个目睹者 Now, in pakistan it takes four witnesses.
强奸犯还是逍遥法外 而这女孩却待在监狱 So the rapist walks away and the girl is in prison.
你能告诉我这是为什么吗 Can you tell me why?
-通奸 -是啊 Well, fornication. that's right.
主席先生 奇亚总统是唯一一个愿意承担 Mr. chairman, president zia is the only one willing to shoulder the risk
训练和资助穆斯林游击队员风险的人 Of actively training and funding the mujahideen
而埃及和沙特阿拉伯 While egypt and saudi arabia...
而现在沙特要从国会获得这笔资金 Now, the saudis are matching any funding from congress?
-是的 -当你跟我说4千万时 That's right. so when you say 40 million to me,
你心里盘算的是8千万 You're really talking about 80 million.
我们只需4千万 Only 40 from us.
你要把这8千万拱手送给这些人 You want to put $80 million in the hands of these people?
不 瞧 道可 如果你和我一起去看一下边界 No, see, doc, now, if you took a trip with me to the border,
你就不会再这样叫他们"这些人" You'd stop calling them "these people."
他们大多数是农民和孩子 他们是在反抗我们的敌人 They are farmers and children mostly, and they are fighting our enemies for us.
-我知道 -这对于美国来说完全不可能 I know. and that should be impossible for america.
-我知道 -这对于美国来说完全不可能 I know. it should be impossible for america
袖手旁观地眼看小孩和他们的母亲 为我们抗争敌人 To sit on the bench while little kids and their mothers fight our enemies.
你所要做的就是改变那些现状 Now, all you have to do to change that is to support me
在委员会里支持我 主席先生 In the committee, mr. chairman.
很抱歉 查理 要是从5百万增加到1千万是另一回事 I'm sorry, charlie, but doubling from 5 to 10 million is one thing,
但是 你知道 这件事我就无能为力 But, you know, I just can't get behind this.
这是乔安妮·海瑞住所 请问是哪位 Joanne herring's residence. who's speaking?
海瑞小姐 是威尔逊议员的电话 Miss herring, congressman wilson for you.
-你好 -好啊 Hello. charlie... hey.
发生什么事了 Tell me what's happening.
我需要道可·朗的帮助 但他却不帮忙 Well, I need doc long, and he's not getting on board.
他现在只去教堂 不管政事 所以我想 Now, he's a church-going guy, so I thought,
所以你现在需要上帝的帮助了 You know, maybe you could... so now you need god.
没错 我可以给你他的私人电话 Yeah. let me give you his private line.
我已经有了 I've got it.
-翠西 -是的 夫人 Trish! yes, ma'am.
-老板 -什么事 Boss? yeah.
-你的衣服很不错 -哦 谢谢 Hey, that's a nice sweater. oh, thank you.
华盛顿时报想知道你有没有去戒毒所 The washington times wants to know if you've ever been in rehab.
-你怎么告诉他们的? -你没有去戒毒所的计划 Well, what are you gonna tell them? that you won't go to rehab
因为那里没有威士忌 Cause they don't serve whiskey there.
这就是为什么你可以当新闻发布会秘书的原因 Well, that's why you're the press secretary, boo-boo.
-斯杜打来电话 你能接一下吗 -好的 I've got stu on the line. can you jump on? yeah.
你好斯杜 我是查理 Hey, stu, it's me.
好的 All right.
不 斯杜 她不是拉皮条的 哪只是借口 No, she's not a stripper, stu. she just posed for the cover...
有什么不一样吗 Oh, what the hell difference does it make?
他们今天和克里斯多谈过了 They're talking to crystal today.
是的 Yeah.
朱利昂尼给那个桥车司机发了传票 Giuliani subpoenaed the limo driver.
被盖斯说中的 Oh, that's what gus said he'd do.
但是那个司机说他什么都没看见 Well, the limo driver said he didn't see anything.
他什么都没看见 He didn't see anything.
所以朱利昂尼给每个在阿林顿酒店和银泉酒店 So giuliani subpoenaed every limo driver
开豪华车的司机都发传票 问是否见过你吸毒 Between arlington and silver spring to see if any of them can recall you using cocaine.
-乔安妮·海瑞打来电话 -你好 Joanne herring's on the phone. hey, you.
我们一早就动身 We're all leaving in the morning.
-别开玩笑 -没有 You're kidding? no.
你向他承诺了什么 Well, what did you have to promise him?
有一个盲女被强奸了 却被关进了看守所 There's a blind girl in jail cause she was raped.
-然后呢 -你要把她弄出来 Yeah. you're gonna get her out.
什么 我要把那个人弄出来吗 What, I got to bust somebody out of jail?
别装傻查理 你要告诉奇亚去释放她 Don't be stupid, charlie. you're gonna tell zia to pardon her.
那就是道可的条件 That's doc's condition.
-我今晚飞到时请我喝一杯 -没问题 I'll fly in tonight. buy me a drink? yes, ma'am.
查理我们要开始行动了 We're almost there, charlie.
-明天我要飞巴基斯坦 -姐妹们 派对开始了 I'm going back to pakistan tomorrow! girls... let's party!
-查理 -失陪一下 Charlie! oh, that was... I'm gonna...
-亲爱的你还要一杯吗 -谢谢 You want a refill here, darling? thanks.
我们再来一次好吗 Can we get another round?
玛里奥 Mario!
查理 Oh, charlie.
你好 乔安妮 Hey, joanne.
-我能叫你乔安妮吗 -当然 Can I call you joanne? yes.
等你到了边境之后 You'll want to dress considerably more modestly
你就该穿得保守一点了 When we're at the border.
谢谢你的忠告 但是我对此依旧是热情不减 Well, thank you, but I have been passionately involved
原因就是3年前我就开始关注阿富汗了 With the cause of the afghans for three years.
我去过那里很多次了 I've been there many times.
就当我自己给自己忠告吧 Okay, well, then I'll just go fuck myself.
埃弗拉考托斯先生 我可不是容易被吓着的人 I am not easily shocked, mr. avrakotos.
我就知道你们两个很快就能混得很熟 I knew you two were gonna hit it off right away.
查理 Charlie!
不好意思 斯杜找你 酒吧有电话 Sorry, stu's on the phone. you can take it at the bar.
斯杜 现在找我肯定没什么好事 Stu. this can't be good.
你是怎么认识查理的 How'd you hook up with charlie?
你也是因为阿富汗的事情而加入到我们的吗 Are you also passionately involved with the cause of the afghans?
没有 我只是没什么事情可做 No, I just wasn't really doing anything else.
我是说你是怎么进中情局的 I mean, how did you get into the cia?
我不是中情局的 我为农业部工作 Oh, I didn't. I'm with the department of agriculture.
-食品和植物部门 -具体是负责苹果的进口 Food and plant division. specifically apple imports.
-我能看出来现在你不喜欢做苹果进口了 -没错 Now, you don't seem like the apple type. I know.
怎么说 What's that mean?
-你从哪里来 -什么是你关心的 Where are you from? what do you care?
-你是天主教吗 -海瑞小姐我是希腊正教 Are you a catholic? greek orthodox, mrs. herring.
-那还是基督教 -随便吧 That's still christian. imagine my relief.
你什么问题要问我吗 What's your problem with me?
你知道 我的工作里我发现在 You know, I've found, in my business,
当人们有闲暇时间开始过问政治时 That when people with time on their hands get involved in politics,
我就会忘记什么应该是我管的 I start forgetting what I'm supposed to be shooting at.
你管的苹果进口 That would be in the apple import business.
没错 Yes, ma'am.
-我会记得你的话的 -好的 I'll have to remember that. please do.
搞定了 It's over!
搞定了 搞定了 It's over! it is over!
-是斯杜 搞定了 -等等 克里斯多没有提到你吗 That was stu, and it is over. wait, wait, wait. crystal didn't name you?
没关系 她看到我在凯曼岛 Well, she witnessed me doing coke
-倒可乐 -查理你吹牛 In the cayman islands. oh, shit, charlie.
没有 现在没事了 那不再是司法部权限范围内的事了 No, it's all right. that's out of the justice department's jurisdiction,
所以 一切都结束了 So it is over.
我解放了 I'm going home!
盖斯 乔安妮明早是我们一生中最重要的一次出差 Gus, joanne, the most important trip of our lives is in the morning,
所以 我们要好好睡一觉 我回家了 So let's get plenty of sleep. I'm going home.
小妞们 我们击一下掌 Jailbait, slap my hands! yeah!
玛里奥 全算在我帐上 Mario, this is all on me.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
他或许在新闻里他会惹上很多麻烦 但是他不会进监狱 He may be in trouble with the press, but he stayed out of jail.
你知道这种事上帝帮不上什么忙 You don't see god's hand in this?
有脑子的人是不会同意你的想法的 Well, reasonable people can disagree,
可我也觉得上帝在这个事上什么也帮不上 But I don't see god anywhere within miles of this.
另一方面 如果你今晚和我睡 On the other hand, if you slept with me tonight,
我保证你很快就会改变我的想法 I bet you I could change my mind in a hurry.
-你会的 -没错 Oh, you would. yeah.
飞机上见 I'll see you on the plane.
荡妇们 Sluts.
-道可把那个吃完了 -真的吗 Doc's eating this up. yeah?
-我们要搞到钱 -查理 We're gonna get the money. charlie?
查理 Charlie!
人是很容易健忘的 别被耍了 Guy's a little senile. don't be fooled.
-他管分区委全会吗 -没错 He chairs a subcommittee? mmm-hmm.
查理 乔安妮 真的是大开眼见 Charlie, joanne, this has been an absolutely eye-opening experience.
真是令我震惊 I mean, it's absolutely stunning.
帕琶乔路斯先生 一定要告诉他们我们所见到的 Tell them what we saw, mr. papadropolous. tell them.
他们只想会到前线作战 They only want to go back there and fight.
你是他们的救星 主席先生 And you're their savior, mr. chairman.
-我没有做什么 没什么 -看看 Oh, I wouldn't go that far, no. watch this.
-她马上就要搞定他了 -主席先生 She's gonna lock it right on up. mr. chairman,
这些人一直在等你 他们就坐在那里 These people have been waiting for you. they have been sitting here
正在流血 他们在等你为你祈祷 And bleeding and waiting and praying for you.
只有像你一样的人才能救他们 It's only gonna be a man like you who can save them.
我们了解我们的主席 不是吗 We know, don't we, about our men,
当他们联合起来才能做出些什么 What they can do when they summon themselves.
查理我想他们希望你说些什么 Charlie, I think they want you to make some remarks.
不 发言的人是你 主席先生 No, you should do it, mr. chairman.
这些人一直在等的人是你 These people have been waiting a long time for you.
让大家看看你 让你妻子看看 Show muriel what you can do. show your wife.
对于今天我所看到的我有点激动 I'm a little bit emotional about what I've seen here today.
告诉她 Show her.
你可以的 You can do it.
去吧 Go on.
好的 All right.
-帕琶乔路斯 -这是希腊语 是棒球场的意思 Papadropolous. well, it's greek. it's in the ballpark.
我的朋友们 In foreign language) doc... my friends,
我的儿子在越南服役 My son served in vietnam.
他在和苏联人的战斗中负伤 He was wounded fighting in battle against the soviet oppressors.
我不知道他儿子参军了 I didn't know that about his son.
所以 我对此不是陌生的 So, you see, I'm no stranger,
我对所有的恐怖主义和共产主义的压迫非常了解 No stranger at all to the horrors and atrocities of the communists!
感谢你们 Thank you so much.
我信上帝只有一个简单的理由 I talk about god for one simple reason.
上帝见证我所说的 我们需要他 As god is my witness today... we need him on our side.
这些每一个俄国的枪炮 ...these russian gunships, every last one of them,
将会在天空中被消灭 Are gonna be blown right out of the sky.
我们将会看到你们手握武器 训练有素 We're gonna see that you have guns and we're gonna see that you have training!
谢谢大家 Thank you.
我想我们都担心的是 Well, what I think's got gus worried
或早或晚上帝也会帮苏联人的 Is that sooner or later god is gonna be on both sides.
你们是在和邪恶斗争 This is good against evil.
我要你们知道美国永远 And I want you to know that america's always going to be
是和你们在一起的 On the side of the good.
上帝永远是惩罚邪恶的 And god will always punish the wicked!
伟大的上帝 God is great!
这是战绩糟糕 非常艰难的一年 Newscaster... this has been a year of setback and frustration.
苏联方面投入了开战以来最多的兵力 And the soviet army, more than at any time since the war began,
现在占据了上风 Now has the upper hand.
圣战部队节节败退 The mujahideen are pinned down.
阿富汗的抵抗得到了美国的支持 The afghan resistance has been sanctified by the united states,
但是口头上的支持并没有化为军事上的支援 But the support has not been translated into military hardware.
游击队依旧在用卡拉什尼科夫冲锋枪苦苦支撑 但毫无用处 The guerrillas still cling to the kalashnikov, but it's not enough.
他们在苦苦等待大规模的现代化武器 They're waiting in vain for bigger modern weapons
来和苏军作战 To turn on the red army.
游击队在突袭中幸存了下来 The guerrillas survived the raid.
苏军在战争中使用重量级炸弹 The soviets now are conducting some of the heaviest bombing of the war.
苏军有大量军力和武器的支援 The soviets have put more troops and equipment back in.
一帮共匪 Communist bastards.
别给我们送米和绷带 Don't send us rice and bandages,
只要送武器 那样我们才能把飞机打下来 Give us weapons so that we can shoot down their gunships.
这是米兰反坦克导弹 It's called the milan anti-tank missile.
-没有他 阿富汗能赢得战争吗 --不可能 Can the afghans win without it? no.
不谈了 End of discussion.
我想把之前批准的那笔钱 I would like to have the previously approved sum increased
再加3千万 By an additional 30 million,
把预算总额加至7千万 Bringing the total appropriation to 70 million.
我想给大家介绍米兰反坦克导弹 I'd like to introduce the milan anti-tank missile.
我们已经把300个送到了阿富汗 We've got 300 in the field.
太好了 Yeah! yep.
杀了俄国人 Let's kill some russians!
支持提高预算的决议是帮助阿富汗人赢得战争的唯一方法 Voting to pump up the money for the freedom fighters is the only way
对自由党来说 这也是证明我们是认真的唯一方法 For the northeastern liberal to prove that he's serious.
你要多少 How much are you asking for?
从7千万提高到1亿 I'd want to go from 70 million to 100 million.
如果你们投票 我就为黑人同盟会争取更多农业补助 And if you vote for me, I can deliver the black caucus for the farm subsidy.
西南方向2公里 坐标20,24
开攻吧
航道情况如何
周围没有鸟 现在是捕鸟时节
她说我不像是个负责任的男人
准备发射
收到 准备战斗
注意前方
开火
她说要我认真对待我们之间的关系
那是什么意思
要我一心一意 她是这意思吗
要是她说的一心一意是指...
撤退 他们下面有武器
撤退 向左拉
他妈的迅速撤退 向左
撤退 向左拉
他们理由十足地问他 And they asked him, quite reasonably enough,
你是怎么投票的 "how did you vote on that?"
我发誓 他只能干瞪着眼望着他的同僚 And I swear to god, he looks over at his staff guy.
他必须要从他的同僚那里才能得到答案 He had to check with an aide for an answer to that question.
"我们刚击落了3架飞机 盖斯特留" "We just shot three of them down,Gust"
我不知道那在那里是怎么混的 I don't know how that guy stays in office.
1987年春 34架苏联直升机被击落
1987年春 21架固定翼飞机被击落
1987年夏 33架苏联直升机被击落
1987年夏 28架固定翼飞机被击落
1987年夏 67辆坦克及运输装甲车被击毁
这里是巴米安领导的军队 It was the bamian-led group. they set an ambush here
1987年秋 41架苏联直升机被击落
-在福拉地桥那里埋伏 -他们抢到了些什么 At the fuladi bridge. what'd they get?
4辆从巴格伦空军基地出发补给车 Four supply trucks coming out of bagram airbase.
他们骑在马背上就把苏军的机动化小队干掉了吗 They hit a soviet motorized rifle battalion on horseback?
1987年秋 75辆坦克及运输装甲车被击毁
-你不信吗 --那些人可真有两下子 You bet your ass. then these guys are pretty good.
87-88年冬 83辆坦克及运输装甲车被击毁
87-88年冬 18架固定翼飞机被击落
87-88年冬 22架苏联直升机被击落
我们已经控制不了了 We can't control this thing anymore.
在伊斯兰堡那个人站在我办公室 我告诉他 The man stood in my office in islamabad, and I told him,
突然流入的大笔资金 "a sudden influx of money
-和武器 -你能把皮带递给我吗 "and weaponry..." could you hand me that belt, please?
-谢谢 -一个小小的议员怎么可能 Thank you. I mean, how is it possible
靠他一个人 That this congressman of no particular importance
做到这些 Is doing this by himself?
我承认这其实没什么 I will admit it's not unimpressive.
亨利 这场仗是我们想打的吗 Is this the war we want to be fighting, henry? huh?
哈罗德 不论他在做什么 相信我 局势真得变好了 Harold, whatever he's doing, believe me, it's working.
1988年春 19架苏联直升机被击落
1988年春 43辆坦克及运输装甲车被击毁
1988年春 22架固定翼飞机被击落
中情局估算圣战部队每10次发导弹中 有7次射中目标 The cia estimates that seven out of every 10 times the muj fires a stinger,
不是直升机就是战斗机被击落 A soviet chopper or a plane falls out of the sky.
现在米格战斗机价值2千万 而火箭筒则是6-7万 Now, russian migs go for $20 million, stingers go for 60-70,000.
你想要干嘛 What do you want to do?
我想把这预算提高到2千5百万 Well, I'd like to double to 250 million.
你又提醒我了 预算最早开始是多少 Remind me again, where did this thing start?
5百万 5 million.
-喂 -尊敬的乔安妮·海瑞女王殿下 Hello? charlie... is this mrs. joanne king herring davis?
怎么了查理 Where's it at, charlie?
你的新婚蜜月怎么样 How's the honeymoon?
我再也看不到你不穿衣服的样子了吗 Am I ever gonna see you naked again?
怎么了查理 Where's it at, charlie?
5个亿 saudis同意了 500 million. matched by the saudis.
10亿 One billion dollars.
对 10 单位是亿 That's right. billion with a "b."
从某种意义上说这会实质性得改变这场战争 Where does this rank relative to other covert wars?
什么事都比得上这个 There's never been anything else like it.
永远 Since when?
永远 Ever.
查理 我想你 I miss you, charlie.
我 I, 乔安妮,
我也想你 I always miss you.
我得挂了 I better go.
没什么不对的 There's nothing wrong with that!
名义数据显示我们一路领先 And out in polk, there's the polecat who took us over the side there.
你们知道那就是事实 有什么事 You know, that's the truth. what do you got?
-是盖斯吗 -拿好了 Is that gus? you got it.
盖斯 Hey, gus!
-恭喜你连任 -谢谢你 盖斯 Congratulations on your reelection. yeah, thank you.
-告诉我你知道些什么 -好的道可·朗竞选要输了 Tell me what you know. all right. doc long is gonna lose.
太好了 我们拭目以待 Yeah, yeah, yeah. we saw that coming.
那么 谁会是我的下一个大金库呢 Yeah, so who's gonna be our wallet now?
-约翰·马莎 -你觉得可以吗 John murtha. and is that good news?
-当然 -为什么 Yep. why?
在道德委员会上我投了他的票 I was his vote on the ethics committee.
议员先生 你真的是一个非常非常令人喜爱的人 You know, you're a very, very easy man to like, congressman.
明天正午给我打电话 Call me tomorrow morning at high noon.
-好的 -再见 I will. bye-bye.
1988年4月14日 苏联签定日内瓦条约
我们献给你这个火箭筒 We present you with this stinger tube.
阿富汗国内一片欢腾 Reporter... there was wild jubilation inside the country of afghanistan
上周 阿富汗成为了有史以来第一个 As last weekend it became the first country in history
战胜强大的苏联军队的国家 To defeat the mighty soviet union.
苏军从阿富汗的撤军已经结束了 The retreat of soviet military power from afghanistan is complete.
最后驻扎在阿富汗的常规军也已经撤离回国 The last of russia's regular army invasion force is out.
阿富汗人民过去的恐慌和犹豫 Fear and uncertainty were mixed with joy today
已经被今天的喜悦所取代 在指挥官的命令下 As the commander of soviet troops
最后一名苏军撤出了阿富汗边境 Followed the last of his men across the border.
请看CBS记者拜利·彼得森发自莫斯科的报道 Cbs news moscow correspondent, barry petersen, begins our coverage.
伴随着最后一声欢呼 苏军最后一支作战军 Barry... it was the last hurrah. the final soviet combat troops
开过了连接苏阿边境的友谊桥 Crossing the friendship bridge on the border
撤出了阿富汗 Between afghanistan and the soviet union.
苏军指挥官 中尉... The soviet commander, lieutenant...
查理 这一切都是因为你 Look what you did, charlie.
大家注意了 Hey, it's... hey, hey, hey. hey, hey!
按老规矩 大胜而归后要说句祝酒词 It's traditional to make a gesture towards the vanquished.
-盖斯这个荣幸的机会给你了 -好的 Gus, it's your honor. okay.
报道说阿富汗... Reports that some afghan units have...
好吧 这他妈的全都是你的功劳 Well, here's to you, you motherfuckers.
告诉全世界 由苏军军事干预 ...determined to show the world that the era of soviet military intervention
其他国家的时代已经结束了 In other countries is now over.
-我告诉过你的 -告诉我什么 Well, I told you. told me what?
我们所要做的一切就是把直升机打下来 All we had to do was shoot down the helicopters.
你有没有听说这一个故事 Listen, not for nothing, but do you know the story
一个关于禅师和小男孩的故事 About the zen master and the little boy?
尼莎的故事 Oh, is this something from nitsa,
一个在宾西法尼亚洲阿里库帕市的女巫吗 The greek witch of aquilippa, pennsylvania?
没错 就是那个故事 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.
那个小男孩在14岁生日的时候得到了一匹马 There was a little boy, and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse.
然后村庄里的每个人都说 太好了 那个小孩得到一匹马 And everybody in the village says, "how wonderful! the boy got a horse."
但是那个禅师说 等着瞧吧 And the zen master says, "we'll see."
2年后 那个小男孩从马上摔了下来 骨折了 Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg.
然后村里的每一个人都说 太糟糕了 And everybody in the village says, "how terrible!"
那个禅师又说 等着瞧吧 And the zen master says, "we'll see."
接着战争爆发了 Then a war breaks out,
村里所有人都参加了战争 And all the young men have to go off and fight,
因为骨折了 那个男孩没有去 Except the boy can't cause his leg's all messed up.
村里人又说了 这太好了 And everybody in the village says, "how wonderful!"
然而禅师却说 等着瞧吧 And the zen master says, "we'll see."
你明白了吧 So you get it.
不 不明白 我很迟钝 No. no, I don't cause I'm stupid.
你不迟钝 因为你在国会 You're not stupid. you're just in congress.
身不由己拿钱给他们 你就能开始修路了 Send them money. you can start with the roads.
-然后就是学校和厂房 -盖斯 现在是派对时间 Move on to the schools, factories. gus, now, it's a party.
-把羊群养起来 -喂 Restock the sheep herds. hey.
-给他们工作给他们希望 -我尽力 我尽力 Give them jobs, give them hope. I'm trying. I'm trying.
-没错 好好做 -每一分钱我都会计较的 -Yeah, well, try harder. -I'm fighting for every dollar.
是啊 我从你那里从5百万一直拿到了10亿 Yeah, yeah. I took you from 5 million to a billion.
我把火箭筒和导弹运到了阿富汗 I broke the ice on the stinger and the milan.
我拿到了国会里离共和党主席最近的那个座位 I got a democratic congress in lockstep behind a republican president.
那还不够 Well, that's not good enough
我现在要给你看一个机密文件 Cause I'm gonna hand you a code word classified nie right now,
里面写了一些在坎大哈 那地狱一样的地方 And it's gonna tell you that the crazies have started rolling
正在发生的疯狂事情 Into kandahar like it's a fucking bathtub drain.
真是没劲 盖斯 你怎么老是来泼冷水 Jesus, gus, you could depress a bride on her wedding day.
仔细听好我说的 Listen to what I'm telling you.
你作为个卖汽水老头的儿子 可真是厉害呀 You did a hell of a job for the son of a soda pop maker.
等着瞧吧 禅师说 "we'll see," said the zen master.
用1百万用来重建学校 $1 million for school reconstruction?
不可能 查理 Man 1: oh, shit, charlie.
看看 他就像是喀布尔的议员 Listen. he's like the congressman from kabul.
你没有听见吗 学校重建是1百万不是10亿 Did you hear me say it was a million, not a billion, for school construction?
是的 我们都听见了 大家都听见了 伙计 Yeah, we heard you. everybody heard you, buddy.
特拉华州的人也能听见了 They heard you in dover, delaware.
鲍勃 但愿我没有烦到你 Well, I sure hope I'm not annoying you, bob,
但那是我想做的最后一件事了 Cause that's the last thing I want to do. look...
上周我和总统罗斯福的办公室 I was in the roosevelt room with the president last week.
你知道他说什么了 You know what he said?
他说 阿富汗那仗还在打吗 He said, "afghanistan? is that still going on?"
没错 进行中 Well, it is.
有哪个国家 有一半的人 Half the population of that country
-没有到14岁 -查理 Is under the age of 14. charlie.
有一半的人没到14岁 Half the population is under the age of 14.
想想哪有多危险 Now, think how fucking dangerous that is.
他们回家后发现他们的家人都死光了 They're gonna come home and find their families are dead,
他们的村子被汽油弹炸没了 Their villages have been napalmed.
-我们帮他们杀了那些仇人 -但是他们什么都不知道 鲍勃 And we helped kill the guys who did it. yeah, but they don't know that, bob,
因为没有邮递员把纽约时报送去给他们看 Cause they don't get home delivery of the new york times.
就算他们看了 报纸上也不会写到的 明白吗 And even if they did, it was covert, remember?
这就是我们通常所作的 我们只会理想化这一切 This is what we always do. we always go in with our ideals
我们改变了世界 然后拂袖而去 And we change the world and then we leave.
总是这样拂袖而去 We always leave.
但是那个球依然的在来回跳 But that ball, though, it keeps on bouncing.
-什么 -事情还没有结束 What? the ball keeps on bouncing.
可我们现在有点忙 Man 2: yeah, we're a little busy right now
要重组东欧 你知道吗 Reorganizing eastern europe, don't you think?
我们都已经花了几十亿了 We've spent billions.
我们再花1百万重建一个学校 Let's spend a million on h.r.118 and rebuild a school.
查理 没人会出钱在巴基斯坦建学校的 Charlie, nobody gives a shit about a school in pakistan.
是阿富汗 Afghanistan.
有史以来这是第一次一名普通公民被授予国家最高荣誉 Man... so, for the first time, a civilian is being given our highest recognition,
授予联盟作战荣誉奖章 That of honored colleague.
各位从事秘密活动的女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen of the clandestine services,
这荣誉将授予查理·威尔逊议员 Congressman charles wilson.
好样的 查理 Bravo, charlie.
这一切的一切就这么发生了 带着光辉荣耀 改变了世界
我们他妈的就这样结束了这场游戏
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